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Offline Sandwich

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Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
on: April 17, 2013, 08:10:28 am
http://mashable.com/2013/04/17/google-apps-down-again/

Dear Google,

Fix your **** before we do it for you.

Love,
The Mossad
Sorry, I couldn't resist... :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #1 on: April 17, 2013, 08:18:08 am
What are you doing...?
 

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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #2 on: April 17, 2013, 08:32:01 am
What's the link to the Mossad? Cos I can't see one in the linked article.
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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #3 on: April 17, 2013, 08:36:34 am
*facepalm*



Also, quote my first post.
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #4 on: April 17, 2013, 08:47:09 am
Yeah, I'm sure E noticed that and he's asking why this thread is named like that thread. Or at least I am.
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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #5 on: April 17, 2013, 08:51:16 am
Actually, I noticed neither of those things.
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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #6 on: April 17, 2013, 08:56:32 am
Well, I am still curious what the link is with the previous thread. I mean, like... Wot?
 

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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #7 on: April 17, 2013, 08:59:19 am
I got the joke immediately. I guess going for subtle humour doesn't work very well in HLP... (or the internet in general)
 

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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #8 on: April 17, 2013, 09:12:30 am
Tangent: This kind of thing is why I'm growing concerned over the number of web sites / services that are taking their already existing functionality and tying it into googleapis (as a wrapper, most of the time). [/noscript is awesome]
 

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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #9 on: April 17, 2013, 09:13:28 am
Quote from: Luis Dias on April 17, 2013, 08:59:19 am
I got the joke immediately. I guess going for subtle humour doesn't work very well in HLP... (or the internet in general)
You don't have to tell me that (and I mark my jokes much more clearly)... For every joke, no matter how absurd, there'll be always one person who will take it seriously.
Anyway, Google seems to have gotten the memo. :) It should be fixed now.
 

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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #10 on: April 17, 2013, 11:15:01 am
Quote from: Luis Dias on April 17, 2013, 08:59:19 am
I got the joke immediately. I guess going for subtle humour doesn't work very well in HLP... (or the internet in general)

Indeed. Ah well... at least some people got it. :)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #11 on: April 17, 2013, 12:54:12 pm
(Self-aware humour works better when you actually show any sign of realising that you were previously being stupid.)
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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #12 on: April 17, 2013, 01:14:54 pm
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This is not a "bash sandwich" thread. Do not turn it into one.
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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #13 on: April 17, 2013, 01:21:42 pm
Quote from: PhantomHoover on April 17, 2013, 12:54:12 pm
(Self-aware humour works better when you actually show any sign of realising that you were previously being stupid.)

Don't be a jerk.
 

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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #14 on: April 17, 2013, 05:22:57 pm
I got the joke
Sure it wasn't directly above the other thread at the time, but I drew some comparisons

As for google apps, gotta love how it's "again"
"No"
 

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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #15 on: April 18, 2013, 07:06:37 am
Quote from: The E on April 17, 2013, 01:14:54 pm
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This is not a "bash sandwich" thread. Do not turn it into one.

No, this is an "Eat Sandwich" thread! (on reading it on my lunchhour) LOL! :p
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Reply #16 on: April 18, 2013, 10:08:32 am
:nervous:
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #17 on: April 18, 2013, 11:40:47 am
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
"No"
 

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Reply #18 on: April 18, 2013, 02:57:45 pm
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Re: Google Apps service goes down for many; forgets about Mossad
Reply #19 on: April 18, 2013, 03:37:32 pm
 :ick: :ick:..... sorry I said anything now,.........  :shaking: :shaking: :eek2: :jaw: :no:
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