More like "all hail the buttlord!"
Seriously, where are the funny things?
I'm feeling very depressed today, could use some laughs.
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should
treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you,
they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay,
and the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a
temp."
--Bob Ettinger
Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease"
was taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student! At
least they can find Afghanistan ." --A. Whitney Brown
