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Offline Knight Templar

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Penguin Man - Has all the attributes of your house hold penguin
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Penguin Man - Has all the attributes of your house hold penguin
:lol: that's pretty powerful stuff 'round here ;7
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Offline Kellan

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Originally posted by Ace
El Diablo-All he does is play Diablo all day, his massive now fire-retardent and bulletproof due to their sheer density caluses could be used to save lives, but the irony is they simply aid in creating more maxed out perfect-character Battle.net accounts to sell and even more Diablo playing.


No. no. no. What you need is...

El Pollo Diablo!!![/i]

He has all the powers of the devil, but he's a chicken. As such, he is neither in a position to use his powers - nor clever enough to remember that he has them. :p

 

Offline wEvil

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
Chickens are actually surprisingly intelligent

 
OT: Useless Superheroes!
Villan  

Flatchulent Air Born Reaction Man=  Has the ability to lay waste any living being with a single burst of gass.


Hero

Air Conditioning Man=  Has the ability to clean dirty air and make it breathable.



______________________Profiles________________________

-------------Vilan-----------
Flatchulant Man:

He pbvilusley has the ability to sufficate any livint vreature on the planet.

Hair color. Brown/yellow
Age: NA
Height: 7'8

Hobbies include =
Comensing chemical warfare on a level never seen befor.

And a little arson on the side, Which would include ripping really big ones in the middle of Nitroglicerant plants.

------HERO--------
Air Conditioner Man

The Air Conditioner Man spends all of his time conditioning Air so everyone can breath claner Air and fighting the dreaded and most feared of villans THE Flatchulant Man.

Hair color: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Height: 5'9
Not much is know about his statistics. he wears a protective suite to keep himself free from germs.

Hobbies include =
Helps with Enviornmental Savety.
Protecting Nitro Glisterant Plant's

NOTE= Air COnditioner Man is very Carefull nit to encure the Flatchulant mans Wrath. Could result in a wworld wide disaster.
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Offline Ace

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OT: Useless Superheroes!
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Originally posted by Kellan


No. no. no. What you need is...

El Pollo Diablo!!![/i]

He has all the powers of the devil, but he's a chicken. As such, he is neither in a position to use his powers - nor clever enough to remember that he has them. :p


No, the Werechicken!

Has the power to control chickens as well as change into his lycanthrope form at will. However he was banished into the Gulash, for being disrepectful to the Party...
Ace
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