I wanted a name that was mine and mine alone.
I wanted a name that no-one else would have.
I wanted a name that no-one in their right mind would ever want.
I wanted a name that nobody else would think to use.
I wanted a name that just reeks of 'nobody-in-their-right-mind-would-ever-deliberately-choose-this-name'.
I picked Melvin.
I thought about it for a minute.
I decided that 'Melvin' was going a bit too far in the nebbish direction.
I decided that 'Melvin' was going a bit too far in the 'Woody-Allen-movie-protagonist' direction.
I decided that '
Melvin' was a bit too reminiscent of the wrong parts of High School gym class.
I decided that 'Melvin' needed a bit of class, a bit of panache.
I picked Lord Melvin.
I've expanded that out into, at various times, several variations on, "The
Right Honourable Lord Sir Melvin Huffleston III,
Defender of the Faithless and
Protector of
roughly 1/5th of the
Realm"