[Setekh]

Not a problem, the SCG is here to help! That's right, the one and only Surrealist Compliment Generator, capable of generating amazing compliments for all the great work on these forums. For example!

You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets!

Oh, how your melodic chewing of cotton balls cancels the stamp on my papyrus telegram from the Queen of England!

Amazing isn't it? Try the SCG today!

[Joey_21]

Huh?!

[aldo_14]

Your hair speak volumes concerning the Isle of Wright

[Nico]

 

[Sushi]

Some of these aren't really compliments...

Your elbow patches rumble with a fear reminiscent of mayonnaise sidecars cradled in scotchguard.

ENGINEER YOUR AUNT! Do it! You will be grateful for having done so. Yolutsky promises to cease his diddling with your ears.

How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?

Of course, some of them are.  

Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.

As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.



I don't think it's an actual generator. I got a few repeats...and that lesbian bean one is too good to be randomly generated.  

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[DragonClaw]

Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.


 

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    -Director of the staff of Hidden Terror.
   -Fleet Admiral of The Ancients Armada

         

The fear always controls our attitude, let us fear no more!

[DragonClaw]

Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman.

ROFLMAO

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    -Director of the staff of Hidden Terror.
   -Fleet Admiral of The Ancients Armada

         

The fear always controls our attitude, let us fear no more!

[Nico]

 

Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw:
Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.

[Fozzy]

as if you would coppyright a bit of code like that, i could type it up in javascript in 5 mins, good though

// This script is copyright 1997-8 by GMD Studios. Permission to
// use, modify, and distribute this is granted as long as authors'
// copyright statements are left intact. All other use prohibited.

[This message has been edited by Fozzy (edited 07-10-2001).]

[Joey_21]

 

Originally posted by Fozzy:
as if you would coppyright a bit of code like that, i could type it up in javascript in 5 mins, good though

You and me both.  

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[Snipes]

Your teeth are as soft as liquid stones poured from an aquamarine vase of solidifying flesh.

:-?

this one is for DC:

 

You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps.

[Snipes]

Errm...

 

Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

 

[Sushi]

 

Originally posted by Fozzy:
as if you would coppyright a bit of code like that, i could type it up in javascript in 5 mins, good though
B]

Especially since it's not actually a generator, and only cycles through a list.  



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