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Offline Stryke 9

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on: August 03, 2002, 09:33:26 pm
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Offline an0n

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Reply #1 on: August 03, 2002, 09:39:20 pm
I friggin warned them not to take any of my business but would they listen? NO.

*goes to torch humanforsale.com offices and servers and kill all the employees*
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Offline CP5670

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Reply #2 on: August 03, 2002, 09:49:47 pm
Sometimes I wonder who actually takes the time to make this stuff... :p
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #3 on: August 03, 2002, 09:53:24 pm
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Vortex

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Reply #4 on: August 03, 2002, 10:04:50 pm
It said I was worth $2,132,950.00 which is #27 on the all time high list. Boy this must be screwed up if a high school student can produce such results (must be the IQ thing, if you have anything above 130 you'll probably be guaranteed 2 mil automatically).
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Offline CP5670

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Reply #5 on: August 03, 2002, 10:10:30 pm
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How big is your penis:


some question...did anyone actually get a precise measurement for this one? :p :rolleyes:
 

Offline demon442

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Reply #6 on: August 04, 2002, 12:13:17 am
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Originally posted by CP5670


some question...did anyone actually get a precise measurement for this one? :p :rolleyes:


If you did, you have way too much free time.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #7 on: August 04, 2002, 12:15:43 am
You are worth exactly: $2,233,450.00.


wh00t :p
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #8 on: August 04, 2002, 12:52:55 am
Real: $1,969,662
Cheating: $390,920.00
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #9 on: August 04, 2002, 12:56:41 am
good cheat :wtf:
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #10 on: August 04, 2002, 01:00:15 am
Yeah, I was a 100 year old, 700lb homosexual stoner with baldness and cancer, a 400 on his SATs and a 3 inch penis. And I only got as low as 1.9 million....err....390K.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #11 on: August 04, 2002, 01:08:09 am
I'm gonna take a wild stab and say this test is based more on health than anything else. So exercising actually has a use, getting high scores on tests like these! :yes: :D
 

Offline Vortex

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Reply #12 on: August 04, 2002, 03:59:52 am
Best score by cheating: $3,619,190.00
Worst score by cheating: $362,920.00

Jesus, 363k for a 100 year old, 1 pound hairy man who doesn't have a single redeeming feature and has contracted numerous deadly diseases. Just a bit too expensive if you ask me...
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #13 on: August 04, 2002, 04:07:04 am
You'd think the value went up the eviller you got. I mean, really good people are boring, for one thing, and for another you'd think someone would pay premium for the privelige of giving a total bastard a good, solid kick once in a while.
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #14 on: August 04, 2002, 05:24:29 am
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Originally posted by an0n
Yeah, I was a 100 year old, 700lb homosexual stoner with baldness and cancer, a 400 on his SATs and a 3 inch penis. And I only got as low as 1.9 million....err....390K.

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Originally posted by Blue Lion
I'm gonna take a wild stab and say this test is based more on health than anything else. So exercising actually has a use, getting high scores on tests like these! :yes: :D


ROFL!!!
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #15 on: August 04, 2002, 06:06:55 am
bah, when they'll learn the metric system I'll reply to this :rolleyes:
(what the hell is that shoe measurement in??? )
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Offline Dark_4ce

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Reply #16 on: August 04, 2002, 07:16:51 am
$2,368,516.00.
Without Cheating. :D
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Offline Kazashi

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Reply #17 on: August 04, 2002, 07:54:58 am
Hmmm, just think of all those people being suckered into putting their details into that thing before it's sold for marketing purposes....
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Reply #18 on: August 04, 2002, 01:47:47 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506
bah, when they'll learn the metric system I'll reply to this :rolleyes:
(what the hell is that shoe measurement in??? )


That's the dreaded American Way. I'm a 46-47 metric, and a 13-13.5 American. Go figure.

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Originally posted by Kazashi
Hmmm, just think of all those people being suckered into putting their details into that thing before it's sold for marketing purposes....


Exactly why I didn't enter my "value" - that email field at the end was just too much. :D
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
  

Offline DragonClaw

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Reply #19 on: August 04, 2002, 03:08:16 pm
Without cheating: $2,324,360.00
With cheating(female, young, very sexual, athletic, the works... everything a guy who made this page would want :p): $2,509,790.00
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