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Is the glass half empty or half full?

Half Full
13 (23.6%)
Half Empty
11 (20%)
spinning around your head
4 (7.3%)
Other
14 (25.5%)
This isn't my glass!  It was bigger and full!
13 (23.6%)

Total Members Voted: 55

Voting closed: October 16, 2002, 01:02:17 pm

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Offline diamondgeezer

The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
What'd you call my mum?

*sways*

*hiccups*

 

Offline 01010

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
What'd you call my mum?

*sways*

*hiccups*



*hic*

Mabel

*slams head against bar*
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Offline vadar_1

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
The glass contains 50% of its maximum capacity of liquid.

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Offline Joey_21

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
Other: It's both half empty and half full!!

 

Offline Borealis

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
Half-full, so there's enough room for the whipped cream and the strawberry :yes:  ;)
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Offline Sesquipedalian

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
Neither.  Regardless how accurate your measurment system, you cannot know for a fact that it contains precisely 50% of capacity, and the odds are fantastically against such being the case in any event.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2002, 06:11:15 pm by 448 »
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Offline Stealth

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
It's a GIVEN that it's got 50% of the original... CP, explain what "given" means to them...

 

Offline Galemp

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
The glass is half empty.
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Offline wEvil

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
Quote
Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
The glass is half empty.
Optomists are often disappointed, but Pessimists are sometimes pleasantly suprised!


exactly.

even if you do earn the title "most depressing b*stard on the planet"

 

Offline diamondgeezer

The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
*slides under table*

*begins to snore*

 

Offline Stryke 9

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
In order to understand the nature of "fullness", and the accompanying concept of "emptiness", one must first recognize that they are mere subjective descriptions, neither actually in existence except as a reference to other items exhibiting the same properties of fullness and emptiness- thus, in order to even begin to define them, one must understand the context of the terms- in this case, what is defined by "glass"? You cannot just measure it's form and properties and claim to understand the glass, but must understand ALL of the glass, down to the most fundamental level. In order to do this properly, in fact, one must understand the Universe fully, to appreciate not only the nature of the glass, but it's context, and how it relates to the rest of the universe- and considering the interconnectivity of all things (which one must assume in arguments such as these), that means understanding EVERYTHING on the most basic and the most complex level. How will the state of the glass affect things further in time? Consider the possibilities- if the glass is broken, someone may cut themselves on it. To use the cliched example used in most chain-reaction time theory, this person may then develop gangrene and die, while in another potentiality (were the glass whole, or not in so many little shards, all over the floor, or if the pieces were arranged differently), they would develop a cure for cancer. Which, in turn, may have saved the life of a local despot of some island nation in time for him to develop tactical nuclear weapons, which he then may fire at the Earth in such a way as to knock it completely out of orbit and into the Sun- and so, you may see, much may depend on the status and the nature of the glass. Moreover, this is not a one-sided force- the glass acts, and is acted upon, in true physics style. A quark shaking in a nebula a million light-years away may set off a chain of events resulting in a slight flaw in the glass, or the arrangement of certain stones on Mars may inspire a glassmaker to become flamboyantly homosexual and create the glass as one of those cheesy, garishly-colored martini glasses with the corkscrew stem. Granted, these are unlikely possibilities, but possible all the same, and if something is possible, it must be considered and understood in relation to the glass- not only must one know the glass, and the universe it is in, but all glasses it could have been, with all of their parallel universes. Naturally, this is impossible for any human- or indeed any being who is not, by definition, omniscient. Thus, the answer to your question can only be truly answered by one authority (the presence of a single omniscient/omnipotent being negates the existence of another), who may or may not even exist, and who certainly is not available to answer questions on fullness and emptiness.


[pinches diamondgeezer's wallet]
« Last Edit: October 16, 2002, 09:26:15 pm by 262 »

 

Offline Blue Lion

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
Depends if you're drinking from it, or filling it :P

 

Offline Goober5000

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
Paragraphs are A-1 SUPAR! :D

It depends on whether you're filling it or you're emptying it.  If you're in the process of filling it and you stop halfway, it's half full.  If you're drinking the contents and you stop halfway, it's half empty.

If you run across it with no knowledge of how it got to be that way, it's half full. :yes:

 

Offline Stryke 9

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
That is a paragraph.

 

Offline diamondgeezer

The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
Does anyone fancy a kebab?

 

Offline Knight Templar

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
does it make a difference if the glass has a tippee lid on it?
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Offline Goober5000

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
I meant paragraph *separations*.  That's awfully long to read in one stretch. :p

 

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This isn't my glass! It was bigger and full!
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Offline Knight Templar

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
meh, water from a hose is best.  ;7


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Offline Tiara

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The Glass. Half Empty or Half Full?
*calls for a refill*
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