[01010]

Emma - been nearly two years (January 30th) though we broke up a month ago we got back together on friday, which was ace.

[an0n]

I don't have a girlfriend, I just have a flock of biatches.

Is that arrogant?

[kode]

Originally posted by Knight Templar


How many of you have a RL Girlfriend/Grilfriends/Wife/Wives/boyfriends/husbands?

not me. I'm lame.

[Redfang]

Originally posted by kode


not me. I'm lame.

[Darkage]

I have a girlfriend, and after 2 years we still go along fine. She changed my life into something i can handle:) Although i am shy and i don't realy have the guts to go to a girl and ask her out. But i just did and this was the result. And as Warlock said a smile is most of the time enough to brighten up your day/week.

[kode]

heh... one of my IRL friends had a girlfriend for over 2 years, they even lived together. one day she said something like "we're finished with each other", and broke up... though luck. and he had just bought a new comp and stuff...

[wEvil]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
As I have said before - the bird left me, saying that I loved my computer more than I did her. This was untrue and unfair. I loved both her and the computer in exactly equal ammounts. Now she's gone, but the computer's still here, and has had several upgrades

She did that to you too, eh?

[Stealth]

Originally posted by an0n
I don't have a girlfriend, I just have a flock of biatches.

your mom and sister don't count an0n

[Razor]

Originally posted by Ten of Twelve



    2. He is having sex with math books (no offense, no offense)

Oh my Dear God.   Well taht is what you end up with when you have too much math crap buzzing around your head.

CP: Hey baby (math book), wanna practice integration?
j/k

[Stunaep]

Originally posted by venom2506
have none. I'm helpless with girls.

I can't believe this!!! A frenchman without a girlfriend. A good-looking frenchman without a girlfriend!!!

Oh, you'll have to know where, and what to look for. I mean, you'll have to know what girl is your type. I mean, as far as I've gone, I never liked tall skinny types blondes, because 99% of the time they are stupid biatches. There is one exception though, ToT will know of whom I speak. But the only girl, I've gone tongue-to-tongue and the other ones I like to hang out with are short nice and cute types. At least a headful shorter than me. And speaking of personalities, they are not the biatch kind either, more like the sit-with-the-guy-and-watch-the-stars kinda gals. I seem to get along with them better than the dance-erotically-on-the-table kinda gals. Which means they cannot be wild.

[Razor]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer


I hear that. I'm now waiting for one of them to make the effort.

Tip - you love her, never, EVER work with her.

I kinda liked a girl which I met in the first grade back at home. Then I moved here and I see her about 2 times a year. Now, if you concider going to the same class with her as working...

By the way, if you spent as much time with your gf as with your PC, you did it wrong there. Girls don't like PC fans that much (not to mention the 24 h-ers). If I were you, I would have "worked" on my PC less often and spend more time with her. Oh and by the way, never admit to a girl that you use a PC often and what skills you have. That turns them off. Girls aren't really computer types.

[Stunaep]

Originally posted by Razor

By the way, if you spent as much time with your gf as with your PC, you did it wrong there. Girls don't like PC fans that much (not to mention the 24 h-ers). If I were you, I would have "worked" on my PC less often and spend more time with her. Oh and by the way, never admit to a girl that you use a PC often and what skills you have. That turns them off. Girls aren't really computer types.

That depends on the girl. If you go and fix their PC that had an accidental lock-up (think W98) or fix their e-mail account, then you get the usual reputation of Mr. Fix-it-all.

Then there's the type who is into computers herself.

And then there's the type, that when you speak to her, in max. 5 minutes the conversation turns to either fishing or computers (requires the presence of another male)

[kode]

that's putting all girls in one box. In my class we have a girl that is hardcore computer person. as is her friends... and yes, she has a boyfriend.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Stunaep


That depends on the girl. If you go and fix their PC that had an accidental lock-up (think W98) or fix their e-mail account, then you get the usual reputation of Mr. Fix-it-all.
 

Been there, done that. In school I helped some girls a lot with PC problems. They even came home so I can show them stuff. In IT group works I even worked with the girl I was interested in. No results. Crud! What's wrong? Am I cursed or what?

[Stunaep]

Just being a PC-fix-it-all won't do. You have to fit with the girl too. Not just jerk around looking for a shag.

[wEvil]

well said, Stu

[01010]

Originally posted by Razor



By the way, if you spent as much time with your gf as with your PC, you did it wrong there. Girls don't like PC fans that much (not to mention the 24 h-ers). If I were you, I would have "worked" on my PC less often and spend more time with her. Oh and by the way, never admit to a girl that you use a PC often and what skills you have. That turns them off. Girls aren't really computer types.

Well that's crap frankly, I know loads of girls that are into computers/gaming and even my girlfriend, who doesn't care for computers, gives not a **** about the amount of time I spend on mine as long as the time I spend with her is WITH her and not doing something else.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Stunaep
Just being a PC-fix-it-all won't do. You have to fit with the girl too. Not just jerk around looking for a shag.

That's the problem. How can I fit with the girl? Crap! This is hard.

[Darkage]

Originally posted by Razor


That's the problem. How can I fit with the girl? Crap! This is hard.

Easy, just walk to her and ask her out and blablabla....you know the rest. Everything should be fine if you don't start about the first minut you talk to her. And also keep your **** in your pants.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Darkage



Easy, just walk to her and ask her out and blablabla....you know the rest. Everything should be fine if you don't start about the first minut you talk to her. And also keep your **** in your pants.

Ehh....dude, you need to get more fresh air. And by the way, I would never go that far. I would just be incredibly happy if I could even get to go out with a girl.