[Ryder P. Moses]

(Crap. Something happened to the title.)

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

So far the only really sensible ones I've gotten are "Bet You Can't Eat Twelve Pounds Of Feces.", "Pure Ass.", "Fill It To The Rim With Stryke" (no thanks, BTW, I'm not into that), and "Because I'm Worth Hepatitis."

I think the last could be part of an all new public-service campaign...

[DragonClaw]

"A **** A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."



"The Best Part of Waking Up is Darkage in Your Cup."



"You've got questions, we've got Yoda."



[edit] "Puts the Damned in Britain."

[/edit]

[Blue Lion]

[Anaz]

"You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Analazon On Your Knife. "


sounds painful.....



"Daddy or Analazon"



no coment...


"Plink, Plink, Analazon... "

[Anaz]

oookay...normally I wouldn't bother posting this...but as is its rather bizzare:

"Don't You Just Love Being In Analazon? "

[Stunaep]

Shrike really satisfies.

Melts In Your Shrike, Not In Your Hand. :wink:

The Fist Bars Are On Me!

You've Got Questions. We've Got Dog.

Is It Live, Or Is It Mr. T?

Don't Leave Home Without Mr. T.

[vyper]

"You Too Can Have A Vyper Like Mine"



"The Good Stunaep Kids Go For"

Happiness is a Cigar Called Thunder  

The Sandwich With The Hole

Shivan - The Appetizer!

And All Because The Lady Loves Headz.

[kode]

"A Glass and a Half in Every Sathanas. "
yey!

"Kills All Known Lucifer - Dead. "
I'm not sure what this means.

"Tell Them About The Bosch Beer, Mummy. "
yes, please do.

"The Non-Sticky Sticky Bosch Beer. "

"I'm Only Here For The Space Crack."
which is so true.

"The Good Space Crack Kids Go For."
mmkay

"Only Space Crack Has The Answer. "

"Ho Ho Ho, Green Freespace 2. "

"Because I'm Worth Freespace 2. "

"Volition - The Appetizer! "

[Ulundel]

"This is the age of the Ten of Twelve"

"Because So Much Is Riding On Your Ten Of Twelve."

"Ten Of Twelve Really Satisfies."

"The Future's Bright. The Future's Ten Of Twelve."

[an0n]

Something Special In The Dick-Cheese.

A Finger of Dick-Cheese is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

Makes Exceedingly Good Rectal Hair.

Which Twin has the Feotuses?

Try Feotuses, You'll Like It.

Ho Ho Ho, Green Used Condoms.

Top Breeders Recommend Used Condoms.

Little. Yellow. Different. Used Condoms.

And All Because The Lady Loves The Popes Testicles.

The Real Smell of The Popes Testicles.


Wow. I'm.............mildly confused.

[Unknown Target]

Hehe:

Unknown_target Is Good For You.

Try Unknown_target, You'll Like It.  <--;7

 or:

Ding-Dong! Crap Calling!

Ask the Man From the Crap.

Shake the Bottle, Wake the Crap.

[Cannikin]

-That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Stryke.
 
-Got Setekh?

-Sweet as the Moment When the Thunder Went "Pop"

-The Lighter Way To Enjoy Gays.

-Because I'm Worth George W. Bush. (oh c'mon, you can't possibly be worth THAT little...)

-Spreads Straight from the George W. Bush.  

-We'll Leave The George W. Bush On For You.

-Kills All Known George W. Bush - Dead.

-There's Always Room For Shivans.

-Shake the Bottle, Wake the Shivans.

-Mmmmmmmmmm-Shivans.

-Please Don't Squeeze The Vasudans.

-Vasudans. It's What's For Dinner.

[01010]

Don't Be Vague. Ask for A Shag.

A Shag - The Best A Man Can Get.

Kids Will Do Anything For A Shag.

Say It With A Shag.  

The Real Smell of A Shag.

Have You Forgotten How Good A Shag Tastes?


I have a new hobby

[Mr. Vega]

-You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with whales.

-A Shivan Is Forever.

-Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Shivans.

-Smart. Beautiful. Shivans.

-I Liked The Crap So Much, I Bought The Company!

-Refreshes the Crap Other Beers Cannot Reach.

-It's Not TV. It's HLP.

-The Best Part of Waking Up is Plutonium in Your Cup.

-Kids Will Do Anything For Idiot.

-It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Nazi.

[diamondgeezer]

It's How Diamond Geezer Is Done.

[Stryke 9]

Uh... you realize that the only reason RPM used my name is because 'e's me, changing my handle? I think the whole using-someone-else's-name thing is gonna end in flames...

[vyper]

Solutions For a Small Thrust

[diamondgeezer]

Theft - The Best A Man Can Get

[vadar_1]

Biting the hand that feeds ****
Is it live, or is it ****?
I feel like **** tonight
Have you forgotten how good **** tastes?
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's ****.
Have a Break. Have a ****.
You've Got Questions. We've Got ****.
Did somebody say ****?

Wow.. it works in so many ways...

[01010]

Think Pirates.

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Pirates.

Bet You Can't Eat Pirates.

Reach for the Crack.

Good Crack Has Danish Written All Over It.

Hermaphrodite Born and Bred.

I'm Only Here For The Hermaphrodite.

Watch Out, There's a Hermaphrodite About.

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Your Mom.

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Your Mom.

Wouldn't You Rather Be Your Mom?

The Real Smell of White Trash.

Kills All Known White Trash - Dead.