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Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?

Vegetable?
9 (25%)
Fruit?
27 (75%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Voting closed: February 26, 2003, 03:53:39 pm

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Offline diamondgeezer

Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?
:wtf:

Sorry SnoJ mate, but no matter how I rearange that post, it makes no sense whatsoever...

 

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Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?
Damn, I tried too.. It only made me look worse than him. ;)
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Offline HotSnoJ

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Originally posted by HotSnoJ
Tomatoes are fruit. As is almost every other veggie.


Califlower, for instance, is the flower of a plant not the seed/fruit of the plant.

Maybe I should have put most instead of almost.
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Offline Sesquipedalian

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Originally posted by CP5670
Is a cherry tomato that mini-sized tomato that has a bit of a sweet taste to it?

I like the veggies better actually. :p :D
Yes, they are.  Soooo delicious......

I like my vegetables too, but I'm old, so that's not surprising.  
(Except carrots.  I've despised carrots my entire life, and probably always will.  It's not the texture.  It's not the taste.  It's both.)
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Offline Sesquipedalian

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Originally posted by HotSnoJ
Tomatoes are fruit. As is almost every other veggie.
No, no, see, the problem is this, SnoJ:

From the quoted sentence:
1. Tomatoes are fruit.
2. Tomatoes are vegetables.

But:
3. By definition, fruit are not vegetables and vegetables are not fruit.

You can't have all three of these statements be true at once.
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Originally posted by Sesquipedalian
You can't have all three of these statements be true at once.


Thanks Sesq. Thought I was reading it wrong, or summat...

 

Offline Levyathan

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Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?
Tomatoes are fruits. At least in Portuguese.

 

Offline HotSnoJ

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Originally posted by Sesquipedalian
No, no, see, the problem is this, SnoJ:

From the quoted sentence:
1. Tomatoes are fruit.
2. Tomatoes are vegetables.

But:
3. By definition, fruit are not vegetables and vegetables are not fruit.

You can't have all three of these statements be true at once.


AHHHH! Read a Biology book for heaven's sake. You'll see I'm right.

Fruits and most veggies are fruits. we just clasify some fruits as veggies.
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Offline Tiara

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No, they're flora....

(And not fauna... sentient tomatoes are scary)
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Offline CP5670

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Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?
So it is decided that it is a fruit, then?

 

Offline Tiara

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No, flora... :p
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Offline Blue Lion

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Originally posted by Tiara
No, they're flora....

(And not fauna... sentient tomatoes are scary)



Attack of the killer tomatoes!


 

Offline HotSnoJ

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Originally posted by CP5670
So it is decided that it is a fruit, then?


I hope so.
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Offline Nuclear1

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Originally posted by Blue Lion



Attack of the killer tomatoes!



:lol: :lol:

Produce can be deadly....

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Offline Blue Lion

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Who told you that terrible terrible lie?

 

Offline Carl

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Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?
technically, all vegetables are fruit.
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Offline CP5670

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So let me get this straight; are fruits a subset of vegetables or the other way around? Would, say, green beans be fruits or oranges be vegetables? :D

 

Offline diamondgeezer

Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?
Er... in a stricly scientific sense, all plants are vegetables, right? Any naturalists out there want to help me out with this?

But as I understand it, the poll question refers to the culinery sense of the phrases 'fruit' and 'veggie'

 

Offline Rampage

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Tomato: Vegetable or fruit?
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You guys!  I'll give you a techy explanation that will put this behind us.

Fruits are technically ovaries of the plants.  When the sperm from male parts of flowers or male flowers fertilize the eggs in the ovary, the plant will divert a lot of energy to nurture the fruit.  So tomatoes, peppers, bananas, etc. are all fruits.  They all have flowers and male parts of flowers.  The ovaries may have different shapes and seeds may be different.  [There's an Asian species of gourd that grows its ovary (About one per plant.) up to 1.5 METERS tall and ONLY has an average of TWO SEEDS!] up tIt all depends on [Evolutionists watch out] how our Lord made them back in the beginning.

Vegetables are actually organs of the plant, other than the fruit.  Vegetables may be leaves, stems, or roots.  Spinach is a vegetable, peas are fruits.

Another thing, ALL PLANT PARTS HAVE SUGAR!  If it didn't have sugar, it wouldn't be able to complete its metabolic processes.  The principle sugar, glucose, is requires for all metabolic processes in the plant.  There is a HIGHER CONCENTRATION of glucose in fruits because the once the ovary is ripe, its sugar contents will nurture the seed(s) inside.  So when a - say - peach drops onto the ground, the ovary will disintegrate and form a nutritious layer around the seed.  When the seed germinates, it will take in the decomposed sugar.

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Offline diamondgeezer

Oh dear. I spies another religion thread.
Blimey. Our Lord was/is a clever bugger to think up all that stuff, wasn't he? You wouldn't of thought it of someone with a beard...