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Offline Ulundel

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bah, it's just because of your dog.


Hey, those chicks don't even know I have a dog. And they have never seen him.

 

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Hey, those chicks don't even know I have a dog. And they have never seen him.

I'm sorry what chicks are we talking about? I thought we were chatting about chicks in general.
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I'm sorry what chicks are we talking about? I thought we were chatting about chicks in general.


Of course in general. Just a typo...

 

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Of course in general. Just a typo...

ok.. lets just move on to the next topic.

booze.
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ok.. lets just move on to the next topic.

booze.


Oh, wait a moment. This might interest you :D ;7

 

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Oh, wait a moment. This might interest you :D ;7

JESUS CHRIST!!!

Did I just see you playing a pshychiatrist helping a preteen girl with too large breast!!! :eek2:

OH THE HUMANITY!!!
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wait boobies.. I can't read estonian... :(
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well, at least it wasn't an0n.
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JESUS CHRIST!!!

Did I just see you playing a pshychiatrist helping a preteen girl with too large breast!!! :eek2:

OH THE HUMANITY!!!


Did you also read my commentary? :D

 

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wait boobies.. I can't read estonian... :(


Care to translate anyone?

 

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Maybe you should ? Or one of you.. being the only Estonian's around atm.
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Care to translate anyone?

will do.

TEN OF TWELVE COUNSELING A PRETEEN GIRL WITH LARGE BREASTS

letter: please help.
I'm growing up too fast. All other girls in my class do not yet have breasts, yet I do, and it is drawing too much attention to me. I do try to wear larger clothes, yet boys make fun of me and want to touch them. All girls are avoiding me and don't want to hang around.

answer, by ToT
Why do you make such a big problem about growing into a woman? Au contraire, the unhappy ones are the girls to whom Mother Nature has not given such curves, and who in the end of puberty still look as flat as tables.

The changes with your body might surprise you more than they do those around, which is  why it might appear to you that everyone is looking. If you need time to get used to your breasts, then you are doing the right thing by wearing larger clothes. But do know that after a while other girls will catch up with you, amnd that will solve the problem. Until then, feel proud. And if someone tries to make fun of you because of your large breast, don't pay attentiun. As for boys, right now, it's just a big joke for them, but soon you will become one of the most popular girls in your class.
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that was a weird exhange... :wtf:

By the way, doesn't chick = chicken? I could never figure out why people use that word for girls... :p

 

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*runs*

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:


What? Whaaaat? :D :rolleyes:

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

KT, give me five!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


seriously, what kind of website are you running? :p
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http://lastekas.hot.ee/?a=1&cid=146

did you actually write all of those um, articles? :wtf: :D

 

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ooh! There's more!!!

ToT counseling people about being made fun of in school!

2nd chapter of ToT's fantasy book, "Queens of the sunset" (I'm betting on lesbian pr0n), featuring something called the Athlon Rite (I prefer Pentium)
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