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Offline Crazy_Ivan80

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William the Conquerer took over england, but he was assimilated into the culture. Actually a good thing, because we almost took over all of France during the 1600's.


that's 1300 and 1400. By 1453 the French had kicked the English out of France proper, except for Calais, which changed hands somewhere in the 1600 iirc.
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Offline Zeronet

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Originally posted by venom2506
Well, i'm growing a bit tired of all that french racism going on on these boards, and I'm seriously thinking about leaving this damn community who can now only be defined by its level of agressivity ( which is going through the roof ). why wasting my time for a bunch of dumbasses who obviously hate french, and, so, hate me by the same way?


I actually only laughed at an0n's picture and made a comment about Napoleon and William.

Mainly, all the anti-US sentiment is annoying people in the US and they are retaliating against it and other things.
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Well, i'm growing a bit tired of all that french racism going on on these boards, and I'm seriously thinking about leaving this damn community who can now only be defined by its level of agressivity ( which is going through the roof ). why wasting my time for a bunch of dumbasses who obviously hate french, and, so, hate me by the same way?


everyone *****es about the US. there's one or two here that love bush, a few that don't care, and the rest hate him, thus they say they hate the US, when they don't even live here or have never been here. Now you don't see me whining about it. Why? Because I don't really care. If a bunch of ignorant people want to say something that is incorrect, their stupidity is enough to let me ignore them.
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:rolleyes:

This is the most retarted thread ever. I am starting to dislike this place because of all the dumbass political discusions ( that always end in flame wars ) and threads like this.
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This is the most retarted thread ever. I am starting to dislike this place because of all the dumbass political discusions ( that always end in flame wars ) and threads like this.
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I think I'm willing to freely admit my minds weakness. I am against war on Iraq, against Bush, and the way he's pressuring the UN, and yet, due to the way they're painted on the news, I can't see France and Germany as the good guys in all this. Unlike the vast majority of the western population however, I'm willing to admit that my not dislike but lack of likeiness towards them is nothing more than the product of negative news reports, and predjudiced views from other sources.

That and the fact that ever since about September 11, international politics have pissed me off so much that I've all but decided to hate every country except Australia and Nauru.
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everyone *****es about the US. there's one or two here that love bush, a few that don't care, and the rest hate him, thus they say they hate the US, when they don't even live here or have never been here. Now you don't see me whining about it. Why? Because I don't really care. If a bunch of ignorant people want to say something that is incorrect, their stupidity is enough to let me ignore them.


You have a point there. The US receives far more bashing around here than any other country due to its being the biggest, but few complain when that happens, and most americans, myself included, take it with the same humor as anything else. Being truly "offended" by such things (or anything, for that matter) is just as stupid as posting them in the first place.

 

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Originally posted by Darkage
:rolleyes:

This is the most retarted thread ever. I am starting to dislike this place because of all the dumbass political discusions ( that always end in flame wars ) and threads like this.



who started it anyways?

*wants to turn on the bbq* :D
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Originally posted by Knight Templar


everyone *****es about the US. there's one or two here that love bush, a few that don't care, and the rest hate him, thus they say they hate the US, when they don't even live here or have never been here. Now you don't see me whining about it. Why? Because I don't really care. If a bunch of ignorant people want to say something that is incorrect, their stupidity is enough to let me ignore them.


Again, like with the French, I do NOT hate America. I hate their policy. They have propaganda all over the place (Army man candy :rolleyes: ). Everything thety say is right in their mind and nobody else can do a damn thing about that. Not even listen to what another has to say.

I don't want to bash the US. Not at all. Just their policy.

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Originally posted by Tiara


Again, like with the French, I do NOT hate America. I hate their policy. They have propaganda all over the place (Army man candy :rolleyes: ). Everything thety say is right in their mind and nobody else can do a damn thing about that. Not even listen to what another has to say.

I don't want to bash the US. Not at all. Just their policy.



And I don't hate the French, just their policy :) I'm sprry if my opinion doesn't please you.

 

Offline Darkage

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These kinda threads shouldn't be allowed anymore, because they only lead to flame wars and bashing each others country's. It used to be fun here until this political **** and links to news pages where france or any other country has been bashed because they don't argee with the US.


Just ****ing close this ****.
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Offline Blue Lion

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I'll remember that next time someone brings up anti-us/bush thread. :)

 

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Do you guys wounder why about 90% of the world hates US? Simple, you killed more people than any other nation in the world. Ok Maybe Germany killed more, but lets start to count:

1. Millions in Japan when you threw the first two nukes. Just a note. They were almost all civillians.

2. Thousonds, maybe millions in Vietnam

3. 250 000 in the Gulf War. Correct me if I am wrong

4. A few thousonds in the civil war on Balkan (1990-1995)

5. 2 maybe 3 thousond innocent civillians arround Yugoslavia in 1999 bombing (including both Serbs and Albanians (oh yeah you were deffending them :rolleyes: ) ) But there were mostly Serbs.

And who knows how many others got killed. And now you wounder why the world hates you?
No serriously, I don't really have anything against American people, but your government sucks big time. Do you think that the world likes to be controlled by bushes administration?

 

Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by Blue Lion

And I don't hate the French, just their policy :) I'm sprry if my opinion doesn't please you.


Hey, I might not have your opinion but everyone is entitled to their own opinion right? Well, the US policy makes it seem like that is no longer the case.

Ow, and I only admire someone who stands with his/her opinion. But there must always be room for reason. :) (That was just a random statement)
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And who knows how many others got killed. And now you wounder why the world hates you?
No serriously, I don't really have anything against American people, but your government sucks big time. Do you think that the world likes to be controlled by bushes administration?


They don't really have a choice. :D But like I said in that other thread, of course we are evil, as is every other sensible country in the world. The US government does what any other government does; they want to see the nation as a whole prosper, and this sometimes calls for the downfall of the other competing nations. In the end, every country wants to conquer the world in some way or another, so it becomes an issue of who is more skillful at it, and US has been doing fairly well so far.

One other thing: civilians are military targets and militants are civilian targets, since each one helps the other, so any distinctions between the two are pointless.

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Hey, I might not have your opinion but everyone is entitled to their own opinion right? Well, the US policy makes it seem like that is no longer the case.


Only if you have the power to enforce that opinion. Now US policy obviously only goes by American opinions, not worldwide opinions, and any government with half a brain would do the same thing. The rest of the world is opposing the US because they want to see its demise, and the same goes for why the US is not listening too much. I mean, taking the opinion of another nation at an equal level as your own is like asking Hussein if he would like to be attacked and adjusting your policy based on that. :p

 

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Originally posted by CP5670
One other thing: civilians are military targets


That has to be the stupidest statement I have ever heard in ages. Civillians are millitary targets eh? So I suppose you dont care about the yanks who died on 11.9. So if you dont I suppose that we shouldnt care about them either right?



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Of course we are evil, as is every other sensible country in the world.


I suppose my country, Yugoslavia is also evil because we deffended ourselves from terrorists that were killing our people in masses on our own soil.
Yeah! I suppose you (Americans) think killing people is OK.

 

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Originally posted by CP5670
The rest of the world is opposing the US because they want to see its demise, and the same goes for why the US is not listening too much.


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I don't want to see the US's demise.

And thats exectly my point. The US doesn't listen. They are deaf. And deaf nations are also often blind as they blindly follow their own self-centered thoughts.
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