[Stryke 9]

Curses!

[dissapears in a flash of smoke]

[Stryke 9]

[reappears]

[runs at Turnsky, swinging chainsaw]

[does that trick where the ninja slashes through the other guy, but the knife's so sharp he doesn't notice until a couple seconds later when he falls in half]

[Turnsky]

*walks off into the shadows*

[Stryke 9]

[which suddenly explode, thanks to some thoughtfully placed Shadow Charges]

[Turnsky]

*walks out of flames, without so much as a scratch on his armour*

*aims plasma cannon*


THOOM!

[Stryke 9]

Hmm. Pink.

Fortunately, this plasma cannon was apparently made using 20th-century technology, since all the metal in the frame and conductive generator melted, causing it to blow up in the user's face and cause the fusion reactor to degrade instantly at about ten thousand degrees celsius. Very pinkly.

[Turnsky]

*dusts off powered armour*

meh, prototypes

*shoots styke in the head with a '22 pistol*

[Stryke 9]

An unloaded one.

Planning is key.


[has nanite implant previously injected into Turnsky's neck while mopping the floor with him earlier detonate, triggering microfission explosion inside lower medulla and reducing him to a slobbering idiot]

[Turnsky]

*which triggers a bezerker rage which causes turnsky to start ripping stryke limb-from-limb*

[Stryke 9]

[except that, being severely brain-damaged, this merely causes him to attack a random forumite who happened to be watching the whole event with flailing limbs and gnaw his ear a little]

[Turnsky]

*turnsky's nanite-regeneration system reactivates thus repairing any damage that was done before*



Bah! i tire of this battle, it's obvious that we are too evenly matched... shall we join forces and collect the head of any n00b that angers us?

[Stryke 9]

HLP newbies are extinct. Overhunting, dontcha know.


"Evenly matched"? I kicked your ass!

[Turnsky]

Meh, whatever... right now i've got photoshop's arse to kick

[Stryke 9]

Have fun. Every time I kick its ass, another filter corrupts and locks up my computer in loading.

[Turnsky]

last time it was the 'adobeweb.dll' file, which basicall meant my computer locked up whenever i tried to quit PS, i deleted the blasted thing and now it's working perfectly (except for the odd lockup)

now the only thing that's pissing me off is my scanner.. i have to unplug/plug the damn  thing constantly in order to get it to work properly...

[Stryke 9]

Meh, my computer, it's like the government. Everything's corrupt, you know it's corrupt, the trick is to find that line between acceptably corrupt and too corrupt to function. Everything locks up about half the time.

[Gortef]

well this is what happens when two HLP members happen to be in a same topic in a same time

It becomes a Roleplay fighting ground

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by Gortef
well this is what happens when two HLP members happen to be in a same topic in a same time

It becomes a Roleplay fighting ground

Classic HLP Goodness.

*hides*

[ZylonBane]

I don't think I'll ever understand the logic or appeal of these "Forum Kombat!" threads. It's nothing but "I do this to you!" "Oh yeah, I undo what you just did and do something else to you!" "Oh yeah, well I..." etc etc ad nauseum until someone gets bored or the thread gets locked.

[Gortef]

Originally posted by Sandwich


Classic HLP Goodness.
 

Ooh yea