[Stryke 9]

Ladies, ladies. At least hold off until we get the Thunderdome set up.

[kasperl]

no seriously, STOP IT.  every thread here runs out in to a fight between Razor and some other people. if you have to fight, get on a chatbox or something, but take it outside, this is getting kinda annoying, IMHO.

[Tiara]

Originally posted by Razor


Shut up you tit.

"Tit"?

Sorry, but is this some strange Brit/US expression or did you mean "twit"?

[diamondgeezer]

No, he means tit - at least I assume so since he's taking my usual description of him and using it 'against' me. It's an expression we use a fair bit around here... when someone makes a monkey out of themselves, does something stupid, that kind of thing... you shake your head and say 'you tit'.

You know, I'm getting fed up with the *****ing as well, which is why I've taken to threatening physical violence against Mr _Blade (Zylon too, thinking about it). How bout we have a whip round so I can find out where Serbia is, fly there, go round Razor's house and smack him in the gob?

[Tiara]

Well, you stupid bunch of breasts!

[Knight Templar]

Don't make the mistake of assuming Americans say that.. i've never heard of it before aldo. Other than on girls of course.

[Tiara]

You say "tit" to girls? No wonder you guys are so alone...

[diamondgeezer]

*shrugs* I guess it's like any other sexual organ - it doubles as a handy insult. Actually, I'm going to choose this moment to link to Buffy's Swearing Keyboard

[Petrarch of the VBB]

I'm forever calling people a tit. Or any other sexual organ, as you say DG.

And the swearing keyboard rules!

In fact, it's reight grand!

[diamondgeezer]

Ee, by 'eck lad, that's chuffing grand.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Nay, nay lad. Tha's as leet gi'en as a posser 'ead!

Dust tha' come fra' Slowit? Wheeare thi raked mooin aht o' t' cut?

[diamondgeezer]

Hmm... for some reason I was reading that last post in a geordie accent... odd...

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Indeed, quite odd.

Might have to start posting in a Geordie accent, yi knaa?

[diamondgeezer]

Hello there! We're cockneys, don'tchewknow?

[Petrarch of the VBB]

:mutters: Soft southern ponce :mutters:

[diamondgeezer]

Sponging northern wanker

*nicks Petrarch's flat cap*

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Flat cap? FLAT CAP?!?

I wear only the finest knotted handkerchiefs, thank you very much!

[diamondgeezer]

Er... yeah

Anyway, I'm off down the chip shop. You'd apprecaite this place Petrarch - it's called 'The Grimsby Fishery'

Ok - a pub, in Yorkshire. Two guys sat with pints. One guy says, "I know a place near here where you can get a pie, two pints and a shag for a tenner". They sit in silence for a few minutes, than the second guy says "what's the filling in the pie?"

[Nuclear1]

You daft buggers.

[SKYNET-011]

Bird poop! That lucky!