[01010]

Pfaf, cheap and nasty equipment, you want spontaneous destruction you should've been with me when (having had enough of it's antics) I slammed my mobile phone into a wall, threw it as hard as I could into the floor then proceeded to boot it up the street.

£150's worth of phone too. Ah well, still works albeit heavily gouged and kinda funky looking.

[Hippo]

Originally posted by Stryke
and what the hell does my tag say? my russian aint so good. english is bad enough.

Hey, i drew him out!
Says New Member

Acquire Target : Stryke. Commence Plasma Core Insertion. Beam-Free-All. FIRE!



Welcome to HLP. There are exits to the left and rear. Do not attempt to use them. Under your seat you will find empty beer cans, cookie crumbs, dog eared dungeon Porn mags left by Shrike... oh, and a Flamethrower. Unfortunately, we're out of napalm, so you'll have to bludgeon people to death with them.

In the event of serious conflict, there are plasma rifles in the forward locker, though these can only be opened by an Admin, [V], God, or Hyperintelligent shade of the colour Blue. If, for whatever reason, you find yourself crawling around in the ductwork, there's a better than average chance you'll encounter a Shivan. They're easy to spot with the five legs and all. If you're lucky, it's just Carl, who responds well to food rewards. If not, then at least you die quickly. Be aware that the entrance to the main control room is guarded by subspatial claymore mines.

If you type "you", and it comes out "we", or you see russian letters, blame the admins. April Fools comes only once a year, but they make it last a long time.

Have a nice day.

*cues Shivan assault*


*Leaves*

[Bobboau]

what, you don't cary a spontanius rage kit of ballpin hammer heavy flat head screw driver, and large metal shmashy thing

[YodaSean]

Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
And speaking of FS3, is Volition looking a bit dead right now, or is it just me?
:V:

Maybe working on various console ports and whatnot of RF2?

[Stryke 9]

And THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

[beheads Stryke]

[Turnsky]

looks like we have a 'good twin' and a 'evil twin'. now, which one of you has a goatee?

[Stryke]

how do u know i have a head? could just talk out of my arse all the time.  

as for good n evil, im a student. isntthat evil enough? and i dont have a goatee, but i do pull off an amazing "i got up late and couldnt be bothered to shave this week" look.

[Turnsky]

so can i but i'm far from evil, sure i plan to build a heat ray in my backyard to take care of the bogans that reside across the river...

oh yeah another thing check the dates on the last post before you do.. since it's your first offence.. i'll tell you now before the admins do.. it's just that bumping old topics = bad..

[Su-tehp]

Ok, that website was... wierd....

*runs away confused*