[Tiara]

Originally posted by Mr. Vega
to avoid tax evasion

[Razor]

to avoid tax evasion

That's actually not avoiding to pay taxes. What's up with that? If you thought, avoiding to pay taxes, then that's another thing.

[aldo_14]

Meh.  I'd just buy Mull or something, somewhere nice in quiet.  Actually, I wonder how much Catalunya would cost?

And probably chuck a few hundred million down Ibrox way, just for the hell of it.

[Bobboau]

Originally posted by Blue Lion
Invest in Coke

and here I thought I had an origonal idea

[mikhael]

Go back to college full time and work my up to a Masters of Computer and Electronic Entertainment.

As for the other $999.9 million, well, I'd bank it and live comfortably off the interest. I don't care enough about my fellow man or fellow gamers to try to do any good for any of them, thanks.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Bobboau


and here I thought I had an origonal idea

I am sure it is very origonal.

[Stealth]

Originally posted by mikhael
Go back to college full time and work my up to a Masters of Computer and Electronic Entertainment.

As for the other $999.9 million, well, I'd bank it and live comfortably off the interest. I don't care enough about my fellow man or fellow gamers to try to do any good for any of them, thanks.

nice, but i've got to correct your logic:

first, if you're a billionaire, why would you want to go to college at all.

second, "i'd bank it and live comfortably off the interest".  ... you can bank 1 million and live very comfortably off the interest... 999 million... you, and your entire family, and everyone in the world with the first name as you could live comfortably off the interest

[Stryke 9]

Razor: There's nothing pathetic about being reduced to nitpicking other peoples' grammar and spelling, but... ****, what am I talking about. It's absolutely pathetic. And don't be an asshole to Bob- his spelling is atrocious, and he's still fifty times smarter than you (that's ten times smarter than the average person here).

Stealth: Well, that would depend on one's definition of "comfortable", now wouldn't it?

Solid gold vibrating jacuzzi, anyone?

[Black Wolf]

Originally posted by aldo_14
Meh.  I'd just buy Mull or something.

1 billion dollars worth of Mull huh? You sir, have a drug problem.

Ih yeah, and I'd, err, i dunno - do tonnes of cool stuff. With 1 billion dollars, I could spend my entire life just screwing with peoples minds, and I could hire private tutors, not go to uni and still learn all sorts of cool ****.

[Dark_4ce]

1. Go to space.

2. Buy an F-22

3. Buy a palace with a THX movie theater, and recieve the latest movies.

4. Collect fast cars.

5. Collect hot women.

6. Buy an Elephant. (all multi millionaires have one. )

7. Buy a cool ship.

8. Hire ex navy seals as body guards.

9. Budget my own super spectacular action movie.

10. Give some to charity.

11. Buy an Island, turn it into a resort.

12. Have a major party with everyone invited. Won't pay for you guys though, so find your own way.

13. Actually attempt to fill an entire swimming pool with melted chocolate. (During the party)

14. Get a lifetime free pass to all Disney parks and 60% discount on rooms.

15. Meet famous people.

16. Try and coerce George Lucas to remove the Greedo Shooting first scene in Episode IV and re-distribute the new version.

17. Place the rest of the money in a swiss bank account and live off the interest.

18. Have 200 hot women bend over at my command....

YEah......

[mikhael]

Originally posted by Stealth


nice, but i've got to correct your logic:

first, if you're a billionaire, why would you want to go to college at all.

Because I consider an education second only to love, food and shelter as "things necessary to my personal happiness". That's it. nothing else.

second, "i'd bank it and live comfortably off the interest".  ... you can bank 1 million and live very comfortably off the interest... 999 million... you, and your entire family, and everyone in the world with the first name as you could live comfortably off the interest

You underestimate A) my basic misanthropy and B) the propensity of my wife and I to spend money.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Dark_4ce


18. Have 200 hot women bend over at my command....

YEah......

Well they probably would, but they would all skin you alive 1 year after you hire them. Remember, Girls are evil, they are greedy and just looking for those with deep pockets. So, my opinion is: Don't waste money on them. Not one girl is worth it. Trust me. Hm...but an F 22 sounds nice.

[Tiara]

Originally posted by Razor


Well they probably would, but they would all skin you alive 1 year after you hire them. Remember, Girls are evil, they are greedy and just looking for those with deep pockets. So, my opinion is: Don't waste money on them. Not one girl is worth it. Trust me. Hm...but an F 22 sounds nice.

I wish you good luck in life... You'll need it. And even if you have it its doubtfull you'll get what you want when it comes to girls if you keep that attitude.

[Stealth]

Originally posted by mikhael

Because I consider an education second only to love, food and shelter as "things necessary to my personal happiness". That's it. nothing else.

that's understandable

You underestimate A) my basic misanthropy and B) the propensity of my wife and I to spend money.

in response to "A", i'm going to just say this:
You're not American, are you? (without looking in your profile)... in fact, i'd guess German or Russian... right?  no offense, it's jus interesting the different ways of thinking of different nationalities

in response to "B",
c'mon... you and your wife are just going to "spend" a billion dollars?  you'd probably have a hard time spending 10 million, let alone 1000 million.

besides... even if you only save 5 million... you could live very comfortably in the US with the interest.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Tiara



I wish you good luck in life... You'll need it. And even if you have it its doubtfull you'll get what you want when it comes to girls if you keep that attitude.

But let me ask ya a question? Why are sooo many girls just opssesed with money, cars etc... You are a girl yourself..right? Then tell us. I put my hat down to those girls who are not, but they are soo difficult to find.

[pyro-manic]

Damn, Razor - you must've had a BAD experience to have a view of women like that. Yeah, there are some really shallow, sad people like that out there, but they're too stupid to see beyond shopping and fast cars, and not worth bothering with.
What can I say - I'm sorry if you feel like that, but get over it, man! Life's too short.

Oh, by the way, Dark_4ce - you'd get maybe one tail fin of an F22 for a billion dollars - they're something like $20bn each, AFAIR. (Hell, I might be wrong, but I don't care! )

If I had a billion dollars (about £610 million), I'd buy:

A nice house with a big-ass garden

A Lamborghini Gallardo (the new one)

An Audi Quattro S1 rally car

A garage to put them in (I ain't gonna drive them much - they use to much fuel.)

A Lotus Elise to drive round in - 50mpg!!!!

A Spitfire Mark IX / Hawker Typhoon - for buzzing stuff!

The same for a De Havilland Vampire jet fighter.

An Avro Vulcan, and get it completely restored and flyable - for long-range cruising

The same for the TSR.2 prototype

A new PC every year

A hit on Osama bin Laden - cos he's a dangerous psycho who's using Islam as an excuse to blow **** up and kill people

A hit on George Dubya Bush - cos he's a dangerous psycho who's using "freedom" as an excuse to blow **** up and kill people

I'd hold a rock festival with Bob Geldof in the grounds of said house, and get all of the world's best bands to play. The proceeds would go towards getting Africa to work properly. Live Aid 2, anyone?

I'd stick the rest in the bank, and live off half the interest. The rest would go towards charities and stuff (i.e. paying people to kick the ****e out of big business bastards who refuse to run their corporations responsibly... )

Oops, this got a bit political, didn't it? Not to mention far-fetched. Ah well - it's nice to dream, innit?

Oh, one more thing - keep it a secret from as many people as possible, so it doesn't cloud their impression of me. I wouldn't let money change me!  (Hmmm, how likely is that? )

[Sheepy]

you just dont know how/where to look mate, there are plenty out there

[kasperl]

Originally posted by pyro-manic

A A hit on Osama bin Laden - cos he's a dangerous psycho who's using Islam as an excuse to blow **** up and kill people

A hit on George Dubya Bush - cos he's a dangerous psycho who's using "freedom" as an excuse to blow **** up and kill people
 

how much money would those cost?

*starts saving*


DISCLAIMER: i will not help fund any act of terrorism or freedom fighting, and i do not endorse any of those acts.

if your FBI, NSA, CIA, MI6, or anay other secret organisation going around shooting people, i'm NOT a target.

[Tiara]

Originally posted by Razor


But let me ask ya a question? Why are sooo many girls just opssesed with money, cars etc... You are a girl yourself..right? Then tell us. I put my hat down to those girls who are not, but they are soo difficult to find.

You are still very unexperienced in life my friend. I guess you had one or two girlfriends who happened to be stupid (yes stupid. If one is that greedy he/she is stupid IMO)

Again, generelization is a *****. Stop it.

[Razor]

If you must know, I never actually HAD a girlfriend.