1. Find suitable multi-story, open-air parking garage, fancy overpriced sedan or other smallish car on top level.
2. Acquire two sturdy wooden boards and a knife.
3. put wooden boards between car and protective garage wall, resting on top of wall.
4. Cut brake line
5. Push
Instant flying car. There, one less thing you have to worry about never seeing.
I'm afraid of the goblin under my floorboards. He dragged off my little sister a couple years back, and keeps whispering things to guests that make them go insane. I mean, I wear earplugs and am a bit too big for him, but still...