Gunnery control, power up photon beam cannons, target gaa00, get ready ... open fire!

WELCOME TO THE HLPBB!!!!
Fire exits are to your left and behind you, try not to use them. Under your seat you will find a flamethrower, but we're out of napalm, so they're actually filled with water. The old rusty shotguns are on the tray table in front of you. Please do not pester Carl, as he may mistake you for a cow, and devour your body and use your bones as toothpick. Premier Shrike is our leader and comarade. Do not trifle with him, puny mortal, lest you be killed by his Russian mafioso.
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