[01010]

I dunno, I like bush.

Crap, wrong bush, again.

[Woolie Wool]

Originally posted by Su-tehp


It´s the diversity here that makes this country so great.

Since I was born in Argentina and not in the USA, I can´t ever become president, so I never thought about what I would do if I ever became President, but here are a couple of things I just came up with on the fly:

1) Nuke Saudi Arabia. If those intolerant, fanatical schmucks are so intent on playing us up one side and down the other in the war on terror and are so eager to meet Allah, lets send them on their way to Paradise. (It would also serve the cause of irony to incidentally turn their country, which they call a "desert paradise," into a glass-encrusted hell.)

2) Nuke Pakistan for same reason as Saudi Arabia

3) Dramatically increase funding on cold fusion research and other alternative fuel sources, thereby mitigating the loss of the oil fields resulting from suggestion 1

4) Strongly suggest to Israel to take the following actions: (a)have Yasser Arafat captured, stripped naked and tied to a post in the middle of Jerusalem; (b) have volunteers from Mossad use several dildos of varying materials, ranging from stainless steel to concrete to white oak to permanently compromise Mr. Arafat´s anal integrity; (3) Also, as Mr. Arafat´s anal integrity was being compromised in said manner, an Israeli public official would read aloud the many occasions of opportunity over the past 40 years that Arafat had to make peace with Israel and form a Palestinian state but had refused to take advantage of; (4) Furthermore, I´d suggest that Israel also invite the Al-Jazeera network to videotape this public display and transmit it throughout "Palestine" and the rest of the Middle East. (If those morons actually transmitted that the Israelis were responsible for 9/11, they´ll transmit anything.)

5) Upon their respective captures, do the exact same thing to Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, but from the steps of the White House instead of Jerusalem, recorded by all national networks (including CNN) instead of just Al-Jazeera and transmitted worldwide instead of just the Middle East. (Man, what a propaganda coup that would be! )

But all that is just me. :shrugs:

The nuke parts are stupid, but I like the idea of having Arafat, Hussein, and bin Laden ass-raped to death on mational television.

[Woolie Wool]

Originally posted by Maeglamor
[color=66ff00]Found this whilst surfing around:


'nuff said.
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Originally posted by Kalfireth
Lets try and be nice if our political views don't exactly match - and remember, this thread is about what we'd do, not what Bush should be doing or whatever.

Thanks

[diamondgeezer]

And people don't like serial double-posters either, what's your point?

[Flipside]

Ok, I've stayed out of this till now, since it's a flame waiting to happen, but what's all this 'jealous of America' crap?

I live in England and I'm pretty fond of America and Americans, even if their establishment is far too influenced by religion to be safe. I must admit, I take exception at being told the reason most of the world are annoyed at America is because they are jealous though. First of all, I'd like to know, exactly what are we jealous of? Your long and varied history? The humane way you treated the Natives? England is no better, I admit, but at least when we had a huge army and were being pillocks on a global scale, we never accused people of being jealous!

I think you will find that the reason some people find America a source of dislike is because Americans assume that people ARE jealous of them. If people do feel this way, why is there so much resentment at attempts to push an American way of life onto people in the Middle East?

Ok, now that's off my chest

Flipside

[Su-tehp]

Originally posted by PhReAk
Su: wow, didn't know you had it in you.

Thanks, Phreaky, I appreciate that.

Originally posted by Woolie Wool
The nuke parts are stupid, but I like the idea of having Arafat, Hussein, and bin Laden ass-raped to death on mational television.

My nuke rants were said in a tongue-in-cheek manner, but considering how pissed I am at "allies" who say they´ll stand with us then provide assistance to Osama bin Laden, it´s probably not a surprise that many peeps here didn´t see that I tried (but failed) to make a joke of this. My bad.

As for my comments about Arafat, Hussein and bin Laden, there is an addendum. Hussein and bin Laden would by necessity have to be ass-raped to death; they´re enemies of the USA who are at war with us. Their "death by goombah," to borrow the punchline of an ass-rape joke, is obviously a forgone conclusion.

But Arafat would NOT get ass-raped to death; it´d far better to leave him alive and here´s why: Once his anal integrity was suffiently compromised, he would be forced to walk back to Ramallah butt-naked, with Israelis throwing nothing but bacon at him all the way back, with the entire Israeli media in attendance. (Since Arafat is so eager to get his name in the history books, we could call this ass-rape "the Arafat Compromise," for obvious reasons. As for the bacon, Muslims believe that pig flesh is so dirty and unclean, any Muslim who allows his flesh to touch pig flesh, whether intentionally or not, will be denied entry into Paradise.) And afterwards, any time the palestinian militants staged another suicide bombing, instead of military retaliation, Israel could just retransmit the Arafat Compromise worldwide to humiliate the Palestinians again.

Ain´t I a stinker?

[karajorma]

I'd be with you if you suggested doing the same to Ariel Sharon. The two are as bad as each other.

[phreak]

Originally posted by Su-tehp

*snip*
 

su, youre doing it wrong.  youre supposed to tie a pig to his chest and blow him up infront of his ramallah compound.

[Su-tehp]

Originally posted by PhReAk
Su, youre doing it wrong.  youre supposed to tie a pig to his chest and blow him up infront of his ramallah compound.

I dunno, it´s kinda hard to find an explosive pig...

...but your point is taken.

BTW, has Sandwich seen my posts here on this thread? I want to see his comments on my thoughts of presidential action. (I already know that Israel is a sovereign country and that all the above about Arafat would only be a suggested recommendation to Israel from its great friend America, but I still want to know what Sandy thinks of all this.

[Woolie Wool]

Get back on topic PLEASE! This is about what YOU would do as President, not about bashing Bush. This has NOTHING TO DO WITH DUBYA.

[Woolie Wool]

Originally posted by Su-tehp


*snip*

Ain´t I a stinker?

*doubles over and collapses*

[Kamikaze]

Ironically, though many people here complain about oppression and violence, I notice many of your virtual governments are rather oppressive and violent themselves.

oh, and if I was prez, I'd stick federal money into a DNA-altering virus that'll make humans a parallel-processing, shared-memory, telepathic, supershade of teal.

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by Flipside
Ok, I've stayed out of this till now, since it's a flame waiting to happen, but what's all this 'jealous of America' crap?

I live in England and I'm pretty fond of America and Americans, even if their establishment is far too influenced by religion to be safe. I must admit, I take exception at being told the reason most of the world are annoyed at America is because they are jealous though. First of all, I'd like to know, exactly what are we jealous of? Your long and varied history? The humane way you treated the Natives? England is no better, I admit, but at least when we had a huge army and were being pillocks on a global scale, we never accused people of being jealous!

I think you will find that the reason some people find America a source of dislike is because Americans assume that people ARE jealous of them. If people do feel this way, why is there so much resentment at attempts to push an American way of life onto people in the Middle East?

Ok, now that's off my chest

Flipside

To sum it up, the world loves to hate us, and this is the most reasonable answer we can come up with without butchering our egos...

[01010]

Originally posted by Knight Templar


To sum it up, the world loves to hate us, and this is the most reasonable answer we can come up with without butchering our egos...

Being the only superpower in the world doesn't help at all, and acting as the worlds policemen (though the us Brits did it for years under imperial rule) also won't endear you to the worlds population either, but I do have a fondness for (some) Americans and Australians.

[phreak]

would they be female by any chance?

[Flaser]

I'm from Hungary and I have to agree with most of what Topgun and Ace said.

I'm from a leftern (or as some would say communist family) who value socialist ideals as well as some liberal thoughts.

Personally I think that no radical movement will ever lead to anything good.
Something basicly new on the other hand - like the GREENs used to be around the '70 - could make a difference.

America is way over its head in terms of justification and its general opinion of good and bad or shall I say ethics in general.
That's the danger when an entire population entrusted with most of the world's resources (it's an arguable fact, yet you have the most easily available ores and the most advanced industry to use it) is brought up in an environment that promotes unity over opinion and justice over reason; while justifying the whole concept with freedom and individualism which seems quite a paradoxon.

Ethics is not something that can be refered to as a uniformal standard. It's a human thing and just like everything else it varies around the globe as humans do.
So even if you believe in your ethics, it still doesn't allow you to judge others. I don't disagree with those who would like to make basic human rights accepted around the world. I'm merly pointing out the fact that the manner - which is horrifically similar to the imperial British way - of the "Freedom Revolution" will never achieve its goal as long as it neglects the various way how people react to its message.

Some social system may be considered "lower", but it's not the religion most of the time that pervades the states nature, but the people who exploit it.
Also it's not the corrupt politicians and bureocrats who are the base of countries dispair, but the system's fulsome complexity and years of habitual shakedown. The people above, should be punished for their crime, but they are rarely the origin of the problem.

America should wake up from its Wilson-ian ideals and realise that the world is not made up of black and white, but a range of shades which can change accourding to the general political weather. Some Roosewelt-ish practicaly would help, if not aplied in the name of justice that's the very own of the burgeous middle class whose generations of life in richness blinded them from the 'life and death by the blade' morale of powerty.
(The comparision between Wilson and Roosewelt was partialy borrowed from Henry Kissinger.)

[Falcon X]

and has anyone noticed how Bush is always saying "nucular" instead of "nuclear"?

You'd be surprised how many people use the former.

[Woolie Wool]

Indeed. Just about everyone near where I live say "nucular".

[Su-tehp]

Originally posted by Woolie Wool
Indeed. Just about everyone near where I live say "nucular".

Oh, WW, you´re from Texas, too?