Originally posted by Sandwich 
I'd LOVE to see the chat log of that. 
 
Here it is. It's a bit rude, but I was unable to spell, so I think we'll get away with it...
14/10/03  22:30:20  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  duuuuuuuuuuuuuude 
14/10/03  22:30:25  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  fck me i'#, mspiswsed 
14/10/03  22:30:31  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  erh her her 
14/10/03  22:30:38  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  drtink ing = tyeh ****e  
14/10/03  22:30:40  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  x34 
14/10/03  22:30:53  Never attempt anything without the gloves:  You'll enjoy this, then 
14/10/03  22:30:55  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  bevaerages 
14/10/03  22:30:55  Never attempt anything without the gloves sends C:\My Documents\My Received Files\I'm A Wanker - 'George Formby'.mp3 
14/10/03  22:30:59  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  fucing 
14/10/03  22:31:05  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  shooters]shcna[s[s 
14/10/03  22:31:12  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  her her her 
14/10/03  22:31:15  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  hger her 
14/10/03  22:31:20  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  ****ing shanapps 
14/10/03  22:31:24  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  bevergar5sers#] 
14/10/03  22:31:30  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  spuffs faukt 
14/10/03  22:31:34  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  we3kklf fuycking pissed yo 
14/10/03  22:31:40  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  hee hee hee 
14/10/03  22:31:43  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  lo0ving it 
14/10/03  22:31:46  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  gucming 
14/10/03  22:31:54  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  an hgour lefty uitil; clodinh time 
14/10/03  22:32:02  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  my funcoinh nbacl ins in pain 
14/10/03  22:32:12  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  bSTYAED SPEARED ME AGAINDT THE FU8CMING STAOINTD 
14/10/03  22:32:15  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  STARIS 
14/10/03  22:32:18  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  BATSARSDS 
14/10/03  22:32:23  Never attempt anything without the gloves:  slap em 
14/10/03  22:32:28  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  MOYWERFUICXKERT 
14/10/03  22:32:30  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  SHERHER 
14/10/03  22:32:33  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  YHERHEHR 
14/10/03  22:32:37  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  HERHERHEHRHEEHERHEHRHER 
14/10/03  22:32:45  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  I BE THE DTINGY BASTYARDSA 
14/10/03  22:32:52  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  HER HER 
14/10/03  22:32:55  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  THATP;S FUNNYT 
14/10/03  22:33:08  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  YAH, ME = TEH SCHNAPPS FOR SOME REAONS 
14/10/03  22:33:22  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  SPUFF W3AS BUYNG SO I8 DRAN K EM I TH TA MAKESSNSE 
14/10/03  22:33:28  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  HEE HEEE 
14/10/03  22:33:35  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  POG 
14/10/03  22:33:46  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  **** IT I SMASHED TEH BOTTLE OFD MILK WIGTH A COGAR IN IT 
14/10/03  22:33:53  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  HUR HUR 
14/10/03  22:34:01  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  I HOPE YOU Pring attyetoi n to this 
14/10/03  22:34:04  Never attempt anything without the gloves:  I am 
14/10/03  22:34:07  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  mpfo 
14/10/03  22:34:17  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  cwheeeeeee he hee 
14/10/03  22:34:21  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  i be drinmkiaghe 
14/10/03  22:34:25  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  tyars 
14/10/03  22:34:27  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  drinjk]# 
14/10/03  22:34:30  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  yum yum 
14/10/03  22:34:33  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  ****ong 
14/10/03  22:34:37  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  butterscjhottyx 
14/10/03  22:34:40  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  sPPLAE 
14/10/03  22:34:45  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  BLACKCURENT 
14/10/03  22:34:47  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  ****INGH 
14/10/03  22:34:50  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  MELON 
14/10/03  22:34:56  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  WHOO, word spely rroight 
14/10/03  22:35:04  Never attempt anything without the gloves:  impressive 
14/10/03  22:35:09  M-M-M-Monster Kill:  and fucong er.... lekomn?> 
14/10/03  22:35:11  Transfer of "I'm A Wanker - 'George Formby'.mp3" is complete. 
14/10/03  22:35:24  Never attempt anything without the gloves:  You will fear this song 
As for why I did it, a large fellow named Steve was buying batches of six shots for a fiver, so I felt obliged...