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Offline Nico

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Reply #20 on: October 26, 2003, 04:36:54 pm
"bollocks", he says, thinking he should have...
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #21 on: October 26, 2003, 04:37:13 pm
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Originally posted by 01010
...the largest cheesecake ever to carve a path through the inky void of space...



...Suddenly an SJ comes out of Subspace and catches the cheesecake on one of it's spikes. A GTVA vessel jumps in shortly and the SJ opens fire. From great heat...the cheesecake splats all over the GTVA vessel causing massive malfunctions...
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #22 on: October 26, 2003, 04:38:08 pm
Oh I give in. It's impossible to make a reply when there are 5 other replying simultaneously.
 

Offline Odyssey

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Reply #23 on: October 26, 2003, 04:38:41 pm
Hooray for the quick-reply box.
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #24 on: October 26, 2003, 04:40:22 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Oh I give in. It's impossible to make a reply when there are 5 other replying simultaneously.


;7 I know
So where were we?...Bocsh or the cheesecake thingy?
 

Offline Odyssey

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Reply #25 on: October 26, 2003, 04:42:13 pm
I believe that we were at Venom (Nico?)'s post.
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #26 on: October 26, 2003, 04:42:25 pm
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Originally posted by Razor
...Suddenly an SJ comes out of Subspace and catches the cheesecake on one of it's spikes. A GTVA vessel jumps in shortly and the SJ opens fire. From great heat...the cheesecake splats all over the GTVA vessel causing massive malfunctions...


such as the food-replicators merging together to produce a 50-foot Jim Bowen, who was then launched into space to wreak general havock. The captain, upon noticing this, suddenly put on old tapes of Bullseye and looked at what he could have won. It was then that the Shivans took advantage, and neutralised the vessel for the greater good. However, the Jim Bowen continued on its way...
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #27 on: October 26, 2003, 04:49:14 pm
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Originally posted by Odyssey
I believe that we were at Venom (Nico?)'s post.


were, yeah, but I love being ignored, so never mind :p ( Nico is the short for my real first name, I was fed up with venom, it was... plain ).
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Offline Taristin

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Reply #28 on: October 26, 2003, 04:51:59 pm
Makes me think:

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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #29 on: October 26, 2003, 04:52:25 pm
I was wondering were this nico person came from with all his posts and working for sevral projects,
anyway, alpha 1 on his way to kill Bosch, and C&C out on crack
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #30 on: October 26, 2003, 04:54:31 pm
It is for the best that you're ignoring mine.
 

Offline Bobboau

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Reply #31 on: October 26, 2003, 04:58:07 pm
little does alpha 1 know that he is falling in Bosch's 'cheescake of tasty doom' trap, just as a number of shivan vesles had before him, that bosch had summoned with ETAK
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #32 on: October 26, 2003, 05:04:54 pm
and little does Bosch know that Alpha 1 is being flown by Rolf Harris himself.
 

Offline Bobboau

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Reply #33 on: October 26, 2003, 05:05:14 pm
nevermind
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #34 on: October 26, 2003, 05:45:53 pm
(Can I just interject here that for TAS threads, it generally works much smoother when your post continues a previous sentence to its conclusion, starts the next sentence, and leaves it open for continuation? Ergo, "...the Shivan cruiser Taranis jumped into the system. But as soon as Alpha wing started their attack..." is good, whereas "Bosch drank the mug of beer. Then he peed. After that the Shivans came and took him away, but luckily ETAK was working, so he was able to convince them to let him live on a small planet in their space as a cook. But they hated his meals, and so decided to eat him instead" is a terrible post for TAS. )[/b][/size]

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Offline Hippo

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Reply #35 on: October 26, 2003, 07:38:43 pm
Another changed name...
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Reply #36 on: October 26, 2003, 08:04:41 pm
...is not necessarily a bad thing, mused Bosch. "From now on, I will call myself...
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Reply #37 on: October 26, 2003, 08:11:29 pm
"Fairly boy, the wonder bunny!" too bad bosch hadn't taken into account...
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Offline phreak

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Reply #38 on: October 26, 2003, 09:07:49 pm
..the fact that he was drunk and renamed himself to "Fairly boy".   Undeterred, Farily Boy the Wonder Boy decided to...
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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #39 on: October 26, 2003, 10:03:25 pm
...pass out becase he was drunk. wich was unfortunate timeing becase just then...
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