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Offline diamondgeezer

OT [Adult Content]: Male Genital Multilation aka Circumcision
Reply #60 on: October 29, 2003, 11:48:38 am
This thread is making me cringe. Anyone waving a blade at my dangly bits gets a smack in the gob, I'll tell you that.
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #61 on: October 29, 2003, 11:59:46 am
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
This thread is making me cringe. Anyone waving a blade at my dangly bits gets a smack in the gob, I'll tell you that.


That's one agile trouser snake you got there son.
What frequency are you getting? Is it noise or sweet sweet music? - Refused - Liberation Frequency.
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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OT [Adult Content]: Male Genital Multilation aka Circumcision
Reply #62 on: October 29, 2003, 12:00:06 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
This thread is making me cringe. Anyone waving a blade at my dangly bits gets a smack in the gob, I'll tell you that.


Too late for me, but I can always perform voodoo curses on the people that performed the operation...even though voodoo doesn't actually work...:nervous:
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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OT [Adult Content]: Male Genital Multilation aka Circumcision
Reply #63 on: October 29, 2003, 12:00:52 pm
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Originally posted by 01010


That's one agile trouser snake you got there son.


He didn't say he'd smack the guy with his penis.:wtf:
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #64 on: October 29, 2003, 12:02:33 pm
Yay! I finally found people who are voluntarily discussing my penis! I knew you guys had to be out there somewhere. Give us a hug...
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #65 on: October 29, 2003, 12:04:08 pm
*backs away from DG and waves a gun*

Don't touch me.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #66 on: October 29, 2003, 12:04:21 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Yay! I finally found people who are voluntarily discussing my penis! I knew you guys had to be out there somewhere. Give us a hug...


Well I would, but I don't want to break my jaw.

Hmm, that sounds wrong.

Kinda OT I guess but, does anyone have a name for their penis? Cause I know a few people that do and I just find it odd.
What frequency are you getting? Is it noise or sweet sweet music? - Refused - Liberation Frequency.
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #67 on: October 29, 2003, 12:05:34 pm
everything from DG's first post in this thread sounds wrong.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #68 on: October 29, 2003, 12:09:46 pm
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Originally posted by 01010
Kinda OT I guess but, does anyone have a name for their penis? Cause I know a few people that do and I just find it odd.


People give their dicks NAMES? Now I'm really freaked out.:wtf::ick
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #69 on: October 29, 2003, 12:12:23 pm
I was going to make reference to Little Diamond Geezer my first post, but I decided to avoid the inevitable 'hurr hurr, little, hurr hurr hurr'
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #70 on: October 29, 2003, 12:13:25 pm
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #71 on: October 29, 2003, 12:14:00 pm
excuse me, naming your dick?
i think it's time to, erm,.....,uhm, do my homework! yes, indeed, i need to do some important homework.

/me moves away fast
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #72 on: October 29, 2003, 12:24:28 pm
That's the most sensible thing I've heard all day.
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #73 on: October 29, 2003, 12:26:20 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
I was going to make reference to Little Diamond Geezer my first post, but I decided to avoid the inevitable 'hurr hurr, little, hurr hurr hurr'


Not to mention the abbreviated form, LDG, sounds like either a drug or and STD.

Drugs and STD's, now THERE'S an idea.
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Offline Odyssey

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Reply #74 on: October 29, 2003, 12:26:55 pm
I would check my homework diary if I didn't know there wasn't anything I had to do :S
Time to watch TV and/or play games, ja?
 

Offline Gloriano

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Reply #75 on: October 29, 2003, 12:27:48 pm
peoples don't go off topic please:)
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline Odyssey

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Reply #76 on: October 29, 2003, 12:30:15 pm
Does off-topic include desperately trying to avoid a related and very, uhh, unsavory topic?
 

Offline mikhael

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Reply #77 on: October 29, 2003, 12:31:43 pm
Back on topic children. Please?
[I am not really here. This post is entirely a figment of your imagination.]
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #78 on: October 29, 2003, 12:33:48 pm
I'd have thought that anything that could be said, has been.
 

Offline Gloriano

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Reply #79 on: October 29, 2003, 12:35:52 pm
if some you don't want talk about this so DON'T POST!

this thread is only for (Male Genital Multilation aka Circumcision )
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
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