Turnsky beat me to it! PLANET BOB (from the cult of the subgenius)
Actually even if it had life on it, if we were technologicly superior we would enforce whatever values we wanted. That includes naming it... Humans are like that, look at the Native Americans. Three was no such thing AS a Native American until columbus claimed an INDIAN contenant and then only the settlers born there could be considered "native Americans". I don't know the various indiand names but I am sure they simply called the US "the land" or something along that vein...
Sorry but to me that is like one of the greatest insults you could inflict upon a people, taking away their identy and forcing them to adopt someone else's values.
(Warning South Park reference needed to decipher rest of post)
How would you like it if the Marklars came here and started telling you how your Marklar is no longer Marklar, but rather should be called Marklar. See? YOU wouldn't think it's very Marklar of the Marklars to rename YOUR marklar right? You'd be like "Hey you Marklars! Get the Marklar off our Marklar, and take your stupid Marklars and stick them up your Marklar!"
I rest my case., er, I mean Marklar!
