[TopAce]

What would you do if a complete newbie opened a new thread, in which he criticises FreeSpace with full power? He complains that this game is obsolete, and he admires that there are some people who still have this game on their shelves(and Hard drives). He doesn't understand what news this game can provide, and he doesn't know why it is so fun to look after an old game like this. He claims that FreeSpace has no future, and doesn't have present, either.

Well:
1. I would not give him welcome beam.
2. I would say : Starcraft.
3. I would warm him that his thread will be closed in no seconds.

[Hippo]

burn them...

[Janos]

Give him links to some Highlights and start to troll.

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]HLP BBQ.[/color]

[Singh]

*dons flame suit*
Sit down, and watch him burn.
That, or point him to the ST conversion.

[Janos]

Actually, we MIGHT want to reasonably point out what good SCP, different MODs and strong communion have done to this game.

But **** that, flaming is TEH FUNNAY!

[Thorn]

Not give a flying ****.

[Nuke]

chain him to a chair and lock him in a room with 50 hungry cats, seal door for too weeks, let the cats out and torch the place:D

[Star Dragon]

Make statement, "Thank you for your comments, It's always refreshing to see a well thought out tirade of idiocy!"

   Then space the clueless noob out the nearest airlock (banning him for life)

See nothing complicated..  Back to business as usual!

[Zuljin]

Originally posted by Star Dragon
Make statement, "Thank you for your comments, It's always refreshing to see a well thought out tirade of idiocy!"

   Then space the clueless noob out the nearest airlock (banning him for life)

See nothing complicated..  Back to business as usual!

if only banning people could induce pain remotely

As for what I'd do...
I'd scream "heresy!", and gather together a huge mob of fanatics and burn him on a stake

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Thorn
Not give a flying ****.

[Stryke 9]

Oh, horrors. Someone saying a dated space sim is actually... old???


It's not like it hasn't happened about once a month on Nodewars and the like. Next to nobody's heard of the SCP, you know.

[jdjtcagle]

[TheCelestialOne]

Originally posted by Thorn
a flying ****.

I'm still quite astonished how such a thing ever came to exist in the first place

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]Didn't it used to be a flying fuck-fish?[/color]

[Carl]

they sprinkled pixie dust on it.

[Knight Templar]

Didn't some n00b from VWBB try this a few months ago?

[Flipside]

Meh, just proves he's a noob

[Carl]

so he goes through the hassle of registering just to tell us how bad our game is?

[Hippo]

you mean Charismatic, AKA spike, AKA the person who puts their email at the botom of every post, and it is different each time?