Author Topic: I, Robot Trailer. No, just no. (Read 6816 times)

Janos · **on:** March 14, 2004, 03:35:17 pm

Apparently hasn't been posted yet.

We all know Isaac Asimov, one of best intellectual sci-fi writers. His stories of robots, Spacers, Foundation and humanity have been an inspiration to us all. More peaceful philosophy and mindtwisting problems and crimes.
Of course, a man who, before his death due to AIDS, rapidly manufactured intellectual elements known as "books", is a talent just waiting to be harvested. Novel compilation I, Robot has been source for a few short TV flicks, so now it's time to go for larger screen!

See, let's take story "Little Lost Robot". Hey, we've had this Animatrix - let's put some hot hot robot CGI gorefest into it. I don't know whether it suits it or not, but it looks cool. Anyone read the book? No? Well whatever. Who should star this... I know! WILL SMITH [dun dun dunn]!
He's such a jolly good fellow, teh funnay and everything. Let's make him throw bad jokes all the time and go ape**** akimbo a la Bad Boys.

Yea, let's rape and twist the story more. Susan Calvin... Yeah, she should be the token Good-looking Big-breasted Trophy Woman, working for an evil Corporation. Sure, this movie has nothing to do with the books except the name and dumbed-down Laws, but whatever.

So, without further ado, go and see this fine piece of art. http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/IJKLM/I-Robot/trailer-page.html

This looks like utter ****. Thanks to www.somethingawful.com for providing us with this delightful information.

edit: for great justice

Blaise Russel · **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2004, 04:09:58 pm

I'll weep tears of blood tonight.

Why I, Robot? Why not call it something else entirely? 'Super Death Robots of Doom' or something, I don't know, but there's no point in naming it after something when it doesn't resemble it in the slightest... oh, except for the sake of the Almighty Dollar.

*spits*

Stunaep · **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2004, 04:46:56 pm

I noticed, I wept.

I wouldn't mind throwing a big atomic bomb on Holllywood right about now. It'd only benefit the world

Stryke 9 · **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2004, 04:57:04 pm

Nah, leave al Qaeda to handle 'em. Might as well let those boys have a good time once in a while.

[views trailer]

MOTHER ****!

Stunaep · **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2004, 05:00:52 pm

you think they take requests?

Stryke 9 · **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2004, 05:04:52 pm

Maybe if we pass around a petition...

Stealth · **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2004, 05:51:34 pm

yeah it did look pretty cheesy

karajorma · **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2004, 06:02:41 pm

I really don't know how to cry enough for this travesty. What makes this worse is that Alex Proyas is behind it. How could the man who gave us Dark City be working on this?

Carl · **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2004, 07:26:53 pm

...you, robot we all robot for I, robot!

neo_hermes · **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2004, 07:31:44 pm

Liberator · **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2004, 09:10:43 pm

Tis a travesty to be sure. Those Hollywood BS artists think they can improve on the Master? They'll spend half the damn movie trying to simplify the 3 Law of Robotics enough for the stoners they're catering to.

mikhael · **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2004, 09:16:32 pm

Actually, I think it'll be a fun flick to watch.

Sure, they've attached the wrong title to it. But I think it'll be a fun flick.

So where was th large breasted chick mentioned? I'm pretty angry that I didn't see anyone with larger than a B-cup.

karajorma · **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2004, 04:51:25 am

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Originally posted by mikhael
Actually, I think it'll be a fun flick to watch.

Well I loved Dark City so I know what the director is capable of. It could be that he trailer is just designed to get the people into the cinema and the film will turn out completely different. But I really hope this isn't just a mindless killer robot movie.

Janos · **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2004, 05:37:54 am

Siwfty eyed reg-glowing robots going rambo.

Oh, and I just checked it again. "Susan Calvin" indeed has no big boobs.

Zarax · **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2004, 05:48:24 am

Oh, what an insult to Isaac Asimov...
Someone tried to merge the laws of robotics with Matrix, and ended ****ing up both universes...
Holy ****...

Nico · **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2004, 06:54:07 am

The matrix universe is ****ed up from the begining, so I see no problem there.

Turnsky · **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2004, 07:37:26 am

*sigh*

http://www.intothematrix.com/

the second rennaisance pts 1&2..

compare

asimov aside, methinks that there's gonna be trouble from the wachowski brothers since it's basically the premise behind the aformentioned shorts..

oh yeah, in the trailer... navras begins to play..

pyro-manic · **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2004, 08:16:09 am

That's all I have to say....

Janos · **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2004, 09:00:55 am

Second Renaissance I and II were cool flicks. Partially because they were huge tekno-gorefest, with nice pictures and excellent soundtrack.

This movie, however, looks like utter ****. Hey, they used Navras from Matrix: Revolutions sountrack. what the ****

Zarax · **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2004, 09:06:46 am

There can be only one!
With Kubrick dead, nothing can surpass the Wachowski Brothers...

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