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Offline Janos

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
Apparently hasn't been posted yet.

We all know Isaac Asimov, one of best intellectual sci-fi writers. His stories of robots, Spacers, Foundation and humanity have been an inspiration to us all. More peaceful philosophy and mindtwisting problems and crimes.
Of course, a man who, before his death due to AIDS, rapidly manufactured intellectual elements known as "books", is a talent just waiting to be harvested. Novel compilation I, Robot has been source for a few short TV flicks, so now it's time to go for larger screen!

See, let's take story "Little Lost Robot". Hey, we've had this Animatrix - let's put some hot hot robot CGI gorefest into it. I don't know whether it suits it or not, but it looks cool. Anyone read the book? No? Well whatever. Who should star this... I know! WILL SMITH [dun dun dunn]!
He's such a jolly good fellow, teh funnay and everything. Let's make him throw bad jokes all the time and go ape**** akimbo a la Bad Boys.

Yea, let's rape and twist the story more. Susan Calvin... Yeah, she should be the token Good-looking Big-breasted Trophy Woman, working for an evil Corporation. Sure, this movie has nothing to do with the books except the name and dumbed-down Laws, but whatever.


So, without further ado, go and see this fine piece of art. http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/IJKLM/I-Robot/trailer-page.html

This looks like utter ****. Thanks to www.somethingawful.com for providing us with this delightful information.
:ick:

edit: for great justice
« Last Edit: March 14, 2004, 04:47:55 pm by 1621 »
lol wtf

 

Offline Blaise Russel

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
I'll weep tears of blood tonight.

Why I, Robot? Why not call it something else entirely? 'Super Death Robots of Doom' or something, I don't know, but there's no point in naming it after something when it doesn't resemble it in the slightest... oh, except for the sake of the Almighty Dollar.

*spits*

 

Offline Stunaep

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
I noticed, I wept.

I wouldn't mind throwing a big atomic bomb on Holllywood right about now. It'd only benefit the world
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Offline Stryke 9

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
Nah, leave al Qaeda to handle 'em. Might as well let those boys have a good time once in a while.

[views trailer]


MOTHER ****!
« Last Edit: March 14, 2004, 05:04:33 pm by 262 »

 

Offline Stunaep

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
you think they take requests?
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Offline Stryke 9

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
Maybe if we pass around a petition...

 

Offline Stealth

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
yeah it did look pretty cheesy

 

Offline karajorma

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
I really don't know how to cry enough for this travesty. What makes this worse is that Alex Proyas is behind it.  How could the man who gave us Dark City be working on this?
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Offline Carl

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...you, robot we all robot for I, robot!
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Offline neo_hermes

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
:wtf:
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Offline Liberator

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
Tis a travesty to be sure.  Those Hollywood BS artists think they can improve on the Master?  They'll spend half the damn movie trying to simplify the 3 Law of Robotics enough for the stoners they're catering to.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
Actually, I think it'll be a fun flick to watch.

Sure, they've attached the wrong title to it. But I think it'll be a fun flick.

So where was th large breasted chick mentioned? I'm pretty angry that I didn't see anyone with larger than a B-cup.
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Offline karajorma

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Quote
Originally posted by mikhael
Actually, I think it'll be a fun flick to watch.


Well I loved Dark City so I know what the director is capable of. It could be that he trailer is just designed to get the people into the cinema and the film will turn out completely different. But I really hope this isn't just a mindless killer robot movie.
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Offline Janos

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
Siwfty eyed reg-glowing robots going rambo.

Oh, and I just checked it again. "Susan Calvin" indeed has no big boobs. :(
lol wtf

 

Offline Zarax

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
Oh, what an insult to Isaac Asimov...
Someone tried to merge the laws of robotics with Matrix, and ended ****ing up both universes...
Holy ****...
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Offline Nico

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
The matrix universe is ****ed up from the begining, so I see no problem there.
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Turnsky

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
*sigh*

http://www.intothematrix.com/

the second rennaisance pts 1&2..

compare

asimov aside, methinks that there's gonna be trouble from the wachowski brothers since it's basically the premise behind the aformentioned shorts.. :doubt:

oh yeah, in the trailer... navras begins to play..:blah:
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Offline pyro-manic

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
:wtf: :hopping: :mad:

That's all I have to say....
Any fool can pull a trigger...

 

Offline Janos

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
Second Renaissance I and II were cool flicks. Partially because they were huge tekno-gorefest, with nice pictures and excellent soundtrack.

This movie, however, looks like utter ****. Hey, they used Navras from Matrix: Revolutions sountrack. what the ****
lol wtf

 

Offline Zarax

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I, Robot Trailer. No, just no.
There can be only one!
With Kubrick dead, nothing can surpass the Wachowski Brothers...
The Best is Yet to Come