Apparently hasn't been posted yet.
We all know Isaac Asimov, one of best intellectual sci-fi writers. His stories of robots, Spacers, Foundation and humanity have been an inspiration to us all. More peaceful philosophy and mindtwisting problems and crimes.
Of course, a man who, before his death due to AIDS, rapidly manufactured intellectual elements known as "books", is a talent just waiting to be harvested. Novel compilation I, Robot has been source for a few short TV flicks, so now it's time to go for larger screen!
See, let's take story "Little Lost Robot". Hey, we've had this Animatrix - let's put some hot hot robot CGI gorefest into it. I don't know whether it suits it or not, but it looks cool. Anyone read the book? No? Well whatever. Who should star this... I know! WILL SMITH [dun dun dunn]!
He's such a jolly good fellow, teh funnay and everything. Let's make him throw bad jokes all the time and go ape**** akimbo a la Bad Boys.
Yea, let's rape and twist the story more. Susan Calvin... Yeah, she should be the token Good-looking Big-breasted Trophy Woman, working for an evil Corporation. Sure, this movie has nothing to do with the books except the name and dumbed-down Laws, but whatever.So, without further ado, go and see this fine piece of art.
http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/IJKLM/I-Robot/trailer-page.htmlThis looks like utter ****. Thanks to
www.somethingawful.com for providing us with this delightful information.

edit: for great justice