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Offline jdjtcagle

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http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,915125,00.html?
Hmmm... Interesting
also, if you're in to this stuff
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:wtf: weird...
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Offline jdjtcagle

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This takes thy beliefs and tells you what excactly what you trust in
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Here is mine:

• Belief in Deity
Trinity of the Father (God), the Son (Christ), and the Holy Spirit that comprises one God Almighty. Many believe God is incorporeal.

 
• Incarnations
Beliefs vary from the literal to the symbolic belief in Jesus Christ as God's incarnation. Some believe we art all sons and daughters of God and that Christ wast exemplary, but not God.

 
• Origin of Universe and Life
The Bible's account is symbolic. God created and controls the processes that account for the universe and life (e.g. evolution), as continually revealed by modern science.

 
• After Death
Goodness wilt somehow be rewarded and evil punished after death, but what is most important is how you show thy faith and conduct thy life on earth.

 
• Why Evil?
Most do not believe that humanity inherited original sin from Adam and Eve or that Satan actually exists. Most believe that God is good and made people inherently good, but also with free wilt and imperfect nature, which leads some to immoral behavior.

 
• Salvation
Various beliefs: Some believe all wilt goest to heaven, as God is loving and forgiving. Others believe salvation lies in doing good works and no harm to others, regardless of faith. Some believe baptism is important. Some believe the concept of salvation after death is symbolic or nonexistent.

 
• Undeserved Suffering
Most Liberal Christians do not believe that Satan causes suffering. Some believe suffering is part of God's plan, will, or design, even if we don't immediately understand it. Some don't believe in any spiritual reasons for suffering, and most take a humanistic approach to helping those in need.

 
• Contemporary Issues
Most churches teach that abortion is morally wrong, but many ultimately support a woman's right to choose, usually accompanied by policies to provide counseling on alternatives.
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Offline Gank

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The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah. Rosen tried to kill the fish but injured himself. It was finally butchered by Nivelo and sold.

****ing priceless, Hey, God talked to us through a fish. What you do? Killed him and sold him. :lol: :lol:

JHC I just read the whole article to make sure it wasnt an aprils fool, that nearly makes up for the smoking ban they just brought in here.
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Offline Gank

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Aw rictor youy ruined one of the funniest things ever to do with religion by posting a cartoon which has nothing to do with what was said :no:

 
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:lol:
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Offline jdjtcagle

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:wtf: .....:lol:
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Offline Gank

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Btw jtcagle, is there a version of the quiz/thingy you posted above which caters to religions/non-belivers of every sort, or is it just limited to those who are/were christian/judaic/muslim?

 

Offline jdjtcagle

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religions/non-belivers of every sort.:)

on the one where I posted my beliefs
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Offline Rictor

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I thought it was as on-topic as could be expected. It Elftor, what is there not to like :p :p

 

Offline jdjtcagle

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the fact that it's insulting peoples beliefs to some point
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Offline Corsair

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The talking fish was right.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline phreak

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Word is made flesh as God reveals himself... as a fish

Edward Helmore New York
Sunday March 16, 2003


nice job digging up an article over a year old.
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Offline jdjtcagle

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like it matters, still interesting:D
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just goes to show you the things people will make up to get their 15 minutes
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Offline mikhael

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interesting little quiz thing, jdjtcagle. I find it interesting that Liberal Quakerism (they're a great bunch, mind) edged out secular humanism. I've always thought of myself as a secular humanist first and foremost. Maybe a deist. *heh*


1.    Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (96%)
4.    Secular Humanism (85%)
5.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (79%)
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Offline jdjtcagle

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I'm a Liberal Protestant :)
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Offline Kazan

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/me gives mik an odd look.... Quakers and Mainlain liberal protestantism over secular humanism....


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I don't see how you call yourself liberal jdj - liberals tend to be pro-human rights
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Offline Rictor

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1.  Unitarian Universalism (100%)  
2.  Liberal Quakers (98%)  
3.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (97%)  
4.  Secular Humanism (81%)  
5.  Neo-Pagan (80%)  
6.  New Age (71%)  
7.  Bahá'í Faith (67%)  
8.  Theravada Buddhism (63%)  
9.  Mahayana Buddhism (61%)  
10.  Reform Judaism (55%)  
 

I placed medium importance on all question, cause I was too lazy to grade each one. I guess that sort of cancels out the whole importance scale.