Yesterday, my dad had to go take on of our cars to the mechanic, so he needed me to drive the other car along so he wouldn't have to walk back. Now, I'm not what you might call a good driver, I barely know how to avoid a fatal crashed every 10 seconds. Porbably due to the gross lack of experience.
Now, I've just woken up literally 2 minutes ago, so I put on some clothes and get in the car. I throw the car into reverse and totally forget there is another car parked right beside. I make a hard right and ram the front of the car into the one parked beside. Its pretty obvious that if I try to unbudge myself, its just gonna cause more damage. So I get out, my dad barely manges to unbudge the car, with the other car moving forwards and backwards with the movements of our car.
No dents or anything, well maybe one dents but I don't know if that was there before. The drive to the mechanics takes about five times longer than it should have, since the mechanic is lazy or something and isn't taking anymore customers. Went to like 5 different locations instead of the inteded one, and I along the way I get a few dirty looks and a few people honking at me.
Not as interesting as your story, but I don't feel like making a flash ..
