[Kazan]

*Kazan looks up from the flexi he's reading*
*Get's annoyed with liberator*
*Activates combat mode of his armorsuit*
*Fires a 1 terawatt particle blast at Liberator turning him into various subatomic particles*

[Falcon]

*Falcon activates Cyrix*
*Cyrix begins assiminlating harmless rabbits*
*Rabbits turn into evil cyborgs and start terrorizing the locals*
*Falcon buys a recliner that has Flak Cannons on it*
*Gives one to Kazan as well which is modified to fit LRGBRed a never before seen shivan beam cannon*

[vyper]

*vyper comes back after spending all weekend fixing his pc*
*plays with a spare rib*

[Liberator]

*liberator's soul, which Kazan refuses to acknowledge the existence of, lingers in the mortal realm, tormenting Kazan until the end of time*

[Kazan]

*Switches to BullSpectralShiat Scanning and targets Liberator's Nonexistance Soul and destroys it*

[neo_hermes]

*wonders how you can destroy a nonexistent soul*
*breaks both his legs...then goes to the hospital and gets an attractive nurse give him a sponge bath*

[Flipside]

*Does an impression of the Dungeon Keeper voice saying 'Your Dungeon is on an Incline, angry creatures cannot play Marbles!' for the hell of it.

[neo_hermes]

*looks at Flipside then looks back at the nurse rubbing her bum*
*gets smacked*
*the Nurse stomps off...and i lay there with sad face...something like this *

[Knight Templar]

/me spends all his money and cries

[Liberator]

*wonders if neo_hermes has staff like Miroku's*

[neo_hermes]

*Miroku's a funny fellow....*

[vyper]

*pulls out a Babelfish and watches Liberator's soul vanish along with his God*

[Ghostavo]

*plays poker with god... and wins*

*asks god what the meaning of life is*

*god stares at Ghostavo*

*god replies that the meaning of life is to play poker*

[Corsair]

*42*

[Kazan]

(PS if you don't get it, you suck)

[Liberator]

*sits down at poker table with God and Ghostavo*
*asks, "Texax Hold'em or 5 Card Draw"*

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by Liberator
*stares in wonder at the Vasudan looking aliens at the end of the movie*

*Does a google search for the pictures, finds none*

[Kazan]

they do look rather vasudan, just no morons have screencapped them.. grr

[Sandwich]

*shakes head saly, wondering why Setekh started somethng beyond his control*

*breaks open picnic basket full of pita & hoummus and starts dipping*

[neo_hermes]

*targets the moon and fires every weapon on the installation... pushing the moon into a slow orbit towards the planet Earth ETA 2days*