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FreeSpace: Jeopardy [IMG Heavy]
Nice first post :)

:welcome:

And now, the revered "Blitzerland's Welcome Speech:"

Beware of Tabbies in the bushes, if you smell petrol, it tis probably just the old Apollo stuck in the furnace. If you smell fire, tis just some poor sap getting the crap flamed out of him. Feel welcome to try out the motion sensor-equiped-minibar...you'll be charged three hundred dollars every time you get within ten feet of it.

The Library was infested with Shivans back in '99, the roof leaks, the floor creaks, the garden is infested with man-eating garden snails, the cats have taken the observatory...so, that explains the assault rifle under your chair.

But don't think about using it. We ran out of ammo back in '01. Neverless, you'll never feel more welcome anywhere else. Yes, our staff is availble 24/7 to tend to your every need. But avoid the Shivans in the air ducts.

Enjoy your stay, but don't even think about leaving. You won't be able to. Freespace will not let you leave. Muahahahahahahaha...

So...welcome! Stay as long as you can!

 

Offline Corsair

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:lol:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 
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:lol: :lol: very good :lol:
Hery Sasta

 

Offline Falcon

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Im still waiting for Freespace: Who wants to be a Millionare :doubt:

 

Offline Taristin

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Why am I just seeing this now?!

:lol:

Good stuff! :yes:
Freelance Modeler | Amateur Artist

 
FreeSpace: Jeopardy [IMG Heavy]
holy mother of god this as hilarious, someone has too much time on there hands lol! this would make a good comic series here lol

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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What is "ROFL"?
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Carl

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Roll On Floor Laughing.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Quote
Originally posted by Carl
Roll On Floor Laughing.


I made a Jeopardy joke, you man-eating alien monster! My humor is ruined now! RUINED!:(
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Axem

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Since its all the rage these days...

Mystery Pic!



I'll leave you to what this totally out of context picture means. ;)