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Offline aldo_14

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Worst statement ever?

"He didn't bring his penis with him. He has left the hospital well, but without his penis," a doctor from the Ibn Toufail hospital told Reuters on Saturday.


"Well"?!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040807/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_morocco_penis&e=2

And it was a link off of Bluesnews, not off a google search - you filthy minded people.

 

Offline vyper

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Offline magatsu1

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....they will find new ways to harm the USA. And so will we....


George W Bush on Yahoo a couple of days ago. Where's a proof reader when you need one eh ?
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Yeah, I heard that one. I couldn't believe my ears; it was just too perfect.
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Offline Falcon

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:lol: It always brightens my day when I hear my president plotting my downfall........

 

Offline Ace

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It's so wonderful to know that he's working in the best interests of his people ;)
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Offline Gortef

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wth :wtf: :lol: :wtf:
Habeeb it...

  

Offline karajorma

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A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources say.


Well how many of you would want to have sex with a 70 year old man? :D

Seriously though this isn't the first time i've heard of this happening either.
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Offline Janos

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Paging Dan Quayle, or whatever his name is.
lol wtf

 

Offline Falcon

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Originally posted by Janos
Paging Dan Quayle, or whatever his name is.


You forgetting about Bill Clinton or am I thinking about Kerry.......

 

Offline Kosh

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Originally posted by Falcon


You forgetting about Bill Clinton or am I thinking about Kerry.......



Can't forgot about Bush Jr either.
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