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Poll

Which one survives?

Richard B. Riddick
8 (30.8%)
Xenomorph
18 (69.2%)

Total Members Voted: 26

Voting closed: August 29, 2004, 06:22:35 pm

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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #20 on: August 30, 2004, 03:00:28 pm
Riddick guts the xenomorph with his bone knife. :)
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #21 on: August 30, 2004, 07:17:57 pm
Underwear.

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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #22 on: August 30, 2004, 07:18:21 pm
Richard Hatch.
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #23 on: August 31, 2004, 05:18:05 am
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Originally posted by Vertigo1
Riddick guts the xenomorph with his bone knife. :)


You worth nothing with a knife against an Alien. A shotgun will suffice anyway.
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Reply #24 on: August 31, 2004, 06:48:33 am
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Originally posted by Janos
Xenomorph is sexy.


*waits for Tiara to quote n' rephrase that statement* :D

Riddick, cuz I ain't never seen a xenomorph.
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Offline Janos

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Reply #25 on: August 31, 2004, 10:37:02 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


*waits for Tiara to quote n' rephrase that statement* :D


BRING IT ON
lol wtf
 

Offline Tiara

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Reply #26 on: August 31, 2004, 10:39:45 am
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Originally posted by Janos
My girlfriend is a Xenomorph and she is sexay. Sex with a Xeno... Hmmmm.... *drool*

*chops up Janos for polluting the gene pool*

:p
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Offline Janos

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Reply #27 on: August 31, 2004, 10:48:58 am
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Originally posted by Tiara

*chops up Janos for polluting the gene pool*

:p


that was pretty far-fetched you know
lol wtf
 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Reply #28 on: August 31, 2004, 11:15:27 am


The definition of survivor.
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #29 on: August 31, 2004, 11:37:30 am
I have a more exact definition:
Someone who continues to live after almost dying because of an accident or illness.
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #30 on: August 31, 2004, 01:00:26 pm
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Originally posted by Janos


that was pretty far-fetched you know

I'm a far-fetched person :p
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #31 on: August 31, 2004, 01:04:19 pm
Why couldn't Xenomorphs be sexy? You can have your own preferences, you are still considered as a hetero-sexual, the only difference is that you do not love girls.

That was directed at Janos, in case you were wondering.
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #32 on: August 31, 2004, 01:07:15 pm
Actually, the proper term for those who are attracted to aliens is 'xenosexual'. (It's true) :p
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Offline TopAce

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Reply #33 on: August 31, 2004, 01:08:16 pm
Not exactly: Hetero means 'different', homo means 'same'. But Xenosexual sounds fine to my ears.
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #34 on: August 31, 2004, 01:10:29 pm
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Originally posted by TopAce
Not exactly: Hetero means 'different', homo means 'same'. But Xenosexual sounds fine to my ears.

Two men are also different yet they are homosexual :p Since 'homo' and 'hetero' are gender-bound terms and you can't determine the gender of an alien it's 'xenosexual'.


:nervous:


Ow, how this thread has degraded to xenosexuality, I don't know. :lol:
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Offline Janos

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Reply #35 on: August 31, 2004, 01:15:38 pm
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Originally posted by TopAce
Why couldn't Xenomorphs be sexy? You can have your own preferences, you are still considered as a hetero-sexual, the only difference is that you do not love girls.

That was directed at Janos, in case you were wondering.


all girls i know usually try to rip my guts out and then i just hit them and hit them and hit them and then they are silent and we make sweet love and it's wonderful but in the morning they are all calm and i'm lonely again and then i come to hlp
lol wtf
 

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Reply #36 on: August 31, 2004, 01:23:59 pm
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Originally posted by Janos

all girls i know usually try to rip my guts out and then i just hit them and hit them and hit them and then they are silent and we make sweet love and it's wonderful but in the morning they are all calm and i'm lonely again and then i come to hlp


Whoa! I wish I had a problem like this. :doubt:
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #37 on: August 31, 2004, 08:10:24 pm
By girls , he means 13-year-olds, and by 13-year-olds, he's referring to Dogs.
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Offline Janos

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Reply #38 on: September 01, 2004, 12:08:13 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
By girls , he means 13-year-olds, and by 13-year-olds, he's referring to Dogs.


ur mom :cool:
lol wtf
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #39 on: September 01, 2004, 12:48:08 am
If Riddick can beat the **** outta a planet full of light-hating alien monsters, I'm sure he could handle a Xenomorph.

If he'd been part of the Nostromo's crew he'd've been like "Fuck the motion sensor, just gimme a knife and two packs of condoms. I'm gonna cornhole me that faggot xeno.........and Ripley."
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