Originally posted by aldo_14
Doesn't fit with nuking Vasuda Prime.
You... mean... it's incorrect to nuke planets?
*turns to face his weapons officer*
Quickly! Power down the beam cannons before we obliterate Antares IV!
[desperate voice] Too late! [/desperate voice]
*Antares IV blows up*
*sighs* Well, there goes another planet.
*sensors officer turns to Adm. InfernoGod* Sir! Sensors indicate that 3 million cases of Bosch Beer have survived the blast! Deploying freighters to pick them up now!
*everybody on the bridge of the GTDn Independence cheers*
*sensors officer, again* Sir! A small ship with annoying blue spinny thingys is emerging from subspace!
[Admiral Fishy Dude voice in Star Wars] It's a trap! [/Admiral Fishy Dude voice in Star Wars]
*Independence warps out as the small AWACS docks with the nearest case of beer and a Terran Turret#weak destroys a cruiser investigating the explosion*