Ahem. The following have been copied from Blitzerland's "Wierd Facts to Bore your Stupid, Worthless Friends to Death."
Obscure Fact #8265191: A rolling stone gathers no weasels.
Obscure Fact #8265192: A rolling weasel gathers no stones.
Obscure Fact #95161371633333333: If you're the only one talking, it indicates no conversation is occuring and it is time to leave.
Obscure Fact #26816571: There is no such thing as free moss.
Obscure Fact #2: This book contains nine zillion worthless facts you blew your money on.
Obscure Fact #185165194yah7416: People named "Christopher" should be ignored when thinking of obscure facts.
Obscure Fact #5.12415: All of your problems are caused by invisible people named Joe and Cindy. All you have to do is find them, and kill them, and all your troubles will end.
Obscure Fact #1957123: Water is good.