Cobra, I'll be as nice about this as possible, you've been rather rude.
Youth or inexperience is no excuse for poor manners. These people have tried to help you and answer you're questions, and you've ridiculed and insulted them.
Now, onto you're tech questions.
There are too commercial forms of broadband that are available for public use: DSL, or Direct Subscriber Link, it comes into the house over the phone line but at a higher frequency than standard telephone service so it doesn't interfere with the telephone. Then there's Cable, a connection that comes in over the same coaxial connection that you get you're tv from. DSL maxes out at 1.5 megabits per second. Cable on the other hand is available up to 3 megabits per second. By comparison , you're modem transfers data at a maximum of 5.3 kilobits per second. Broadband is effectively 100 times faster than a modem under perfect circumstances.
Both these services are available from ISPs, or Internet Service Providers, at various rates. These rates seem exhorbitant at first, but if you can afford $15 for a dial-up you could probably afford $25 for a low-end broadband. Check with you're cable company.
Again, try to be a little more polite when people try to help you. They don't have to.