[Mongoose]

One I saw today:  "Get revenge...**** on a pigeon!"

[phreak]

If it weren't for my horse, then I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

I don't really care for apathy.

[Liberator]

Originally posted by redmenace
Kazan, Liberator, DON'T TURN THIS INTO A POLITICAL THREAD.

Course not, this has nothing to do with politics.
This is something we can all agree though.

"I'm from the Government.  I'm here to help you." - Unknown Sage

[Clave]

'You will go to prison for five years'

[Flipside]

My favourite this year is from Sharon....

'Why do they make old people's homes look so nice? It's not as if they notice.'

[Mr. Vega]

"You need to get your queen some action." -Me

[an0n]

"You shouldn't drink and drive too fast." ---- Shane McGowan

[Flipside]

I thought Princess Diana already had an award for that one, or was it 'What is that thing they're pointing at us?'.....

[karajorma]

We all know Sod's Law but I've always prefered Zymurgy's Law of Evolving System Dynamics. ie. Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a larger can.

[kasperl]

Later, the £20 Central Bank of Ireland Series B banknote was rapidly replaced because of what the Finance Minister described as "the involuntary privatisation of banknote printing".

[TopAce]

This sentece came to my mind while lying in my bed:
'Having a rest is the most tiring activity: most people fall asleep during that.'

[.::Tin Can::.]

"I'm a monkey, Mr. Anderson!"

[TopAce]

The only detterent for logical thinking is brain activity itself.

[diamondgeezer]

"IT WAS SODDING MOLYBDENITE, BOB!"

[Petrarch of the VBB]

"I never could get the hang of Thursdays"