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Offline aldo_14

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Magic Air!
on: December 21, 2004, 10:38:52 am
 

Offline pyro-manic

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Magic Air!
Reply #1 on: December 21, 2004, 10:46:03 am
:lol: I love these! The guy puts so much work into the sales blurbs - you can't not be entertained by them...
Any fool can pull a trigger...
 

Offline an0n

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Magic Air!
Reply #2 on: December 21, 2004, 10:48:03 am
...............................................
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Falcon

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Magic Air!
Reply #3 on: December 21, 2004, 11:26:06 am
:wtf:
  

Offline c914

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Magic Air!
Reply #4 on: December 21, 2004, 11:34:13 am
umm:wtf:
 

Offline pyro-manic

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Magic Air!
Reply #5 on: December 21, 2004, 11:40:49 am
It's a pisstake.
Any fool can pull a trigger...
 

Offline Japong

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Magic Air!
Reply #6 on: December 21, 2004, 11:41:11 am
Hey. don't knock him - I don't see YOU getting job offers from the president.

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A Message from the President
Greetings from the White House! Dr. Bill, I have never been so moved as I have by the spirit of America displayed on your eBay site! I am currently evaluating a number of individuals to fill various vacated Cabinet Posts after January 1 - I am hoping that you will seriously consider accepting the position of Chief Science Officer under the cabinet position of HHS. Dr. Bill, you have an unequalled grasp of multiple science disciplines - Dr. Bill, your country needs you now more than ever! I would be willing to fly Air Force One into the St. Peter municipal airport to pick you up to tour the White House and have a tête-à-tête concerning your life-long scientific endeavors. Congratulations and good luck!
- President George W. Bush


There really should be some kind of "mental health" exam before people are allowed to get on the internet...
www.underthreat.tk
Yeah, it's my comic.
 

Offline kasperl

Magic Air!
Reply #7 on: December 21, 2004, 11:54:45 am
Right..........
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #8 on: December 21, 2004, 04:43:37 pm
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My shoe grew from a size 11 to a 17 DDD in less than 15 seconds

I can think of at least two applications for this stuff

__________________
Diamond Geezer much prefers big 'uns
 

Offline FireCrack

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Reply #9 on: December 21, 2004, 04:50:23 pm
Q:  Could this Magic Air be used in place of VIAGRA??   answered on: Dec-18-04
   A:  Dear Sir or Madam: This is not a generic of Viagra. Additionally, I do not recommend applying the Magic Air to living tissue! This is not a joke...
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."
 

Offline Cabbie

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Reply #10 on: December 21, 2004, 04:52:54 pm
The scarier thing is, he actually suckered someone to pay him 500 bucks for it
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