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Offline Flaser

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Reply #20 on: January 04, 2005, 08:36:08 pm
Recoiless Rifles (aren't).
"I was going to become a speed dealer. If one stupid fairytale turns out to be total nonsense, what does the young man do? If you answered, “Wake up and face reality,” you don’t remember what it was like being a young man. You just go to the next entry in the catalogue of lies you can use to destroy your life." - John Dolan
 

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Reply #21 on: January 04, 2005, 07:40:08 pm
Deafening Silence

Edit : This is starting to hurt my brain...
 

Offline IceFire

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Reply #22 on: January 04, 2005, 07:42:11 pm
Ice Fire

:D
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Reply #23 on: January 04, 2005, 07:50:52 pm
The Express lane at a grocery store...
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Reply #24 on: January 04, 2005, 07:53:59 pm
Conservative Party? :nervous:
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #25 on: January 04, 2005, 08:31:55 pm
:wtf:

Oxford, Alabama.
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Reply #26 on: January 04, 2005, 08:44:09 pm
'Vegetarian Chicken'
'Fast Food'
''Windows Uninstaller'
'Humane Bloodsport'
 

Offline phreak

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Reply #27 on: January 04, 2005, 09:49:24 pm
new and improved AOL
Offically approved by Ebola Virus Man :wtf:
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Reply #28 on: January 04, 2005, 08:59:53 pm
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Originally posted by Flipside
''Windows Uninstaller'


ah-ah-ah! they have to exist! ;)

honors student (ok, so im cynical, sue me! no, dont actually...)
ms. king (one of my teachers one year ;) )

[edit]ooohh... time warp again... :nervous:
A alphabetically be in organised sentences should words.
 

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Reply #29 on: January 04, 2005, 09:19:26 pm
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ah-ah-ah! they have to exist! ;)

honors student (ok, so im cynical, sue me! no, dont actually...)
ms. king (one of my teachers one year ;) )

[edit]ooohh... time warp again... :nervous:




:p
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #30 on: January 04, 2005, 09:20:42 pm
Smart chick.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline FireCrack

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Reply #31 on: January 04, 2005, 10:20:27 pm
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Originally posted by Flaser
Recoiless Rifles (aren't).

two l's


Friendly Fire (isn't)
actualy, mabye not.
"When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal P They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability, no eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint, and yet to see you all at once we only need the point. Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny that fit inside you oh so tight with triangles that feel so right."
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 59230781640628620899862803482534211706...
"Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline, the patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin. And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor, then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before."
 

Offline Grimloq

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Reply #32 on: January 04, 2005, 09:41:49 pm
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Originally posted by Flipside


:p


!!!

whered you find that? nobody in my family (my entire family... including an uncle who works at microsoft) can figure out how to uninstall win XP!
A alphabetically be in organised sentences should words.
 

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Reply #33 on: January 04, 2005, 09:48:00 pm
War Crime.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #34 on: January 04, 2005, 10:23:53 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
:wtf:

Oxford, Alabama.


Watch it...I'v been there.  It's a nice place.
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
 

Offline Grimloq

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Reply #35 on: January 04, 2005, 10:33:46 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
Smart chick.


what the...?
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Offline Singh

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Reply #36 on: January 04, 2005, 11:35:38 pm
Entertaining Reality TV
"Blessed be the FREDder that knows his sexps."
"Cursed be the FREDder that trusts FRED2_Open."
Dreamed of much, accomplished little. :(
 

Offline Taristin

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Reply #37 on: January 04, 2005, 10:37:53 pm
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Originally posted by Singh
Entertaining Reality TV

or just reality TV in general... :doubt:

What's so realistic about 20 people being forced to live on an island together?
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Reply #38 on: January 05, 2005, 12:48:08 am
Insufficient surplus
 

Offline ShadowWolf_IH

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Reply #39 on: January 05, 2005, 01:29:23 am
ready to watch me get my ass kicked by the future Mrs. ShadowWolf?

Happily married.:lol:
You can't take the sky from me.  Can't take that from me.

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