[Unknown Target]

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=7307840

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. force that scoured Iraq for weapons of mass destruction has abandoned its long and fruitless hunt and is assisting in the more immediate task of counter-insurgency efforts, U.S. officials said on Wednesday.

[vyper]

"We've not found any weapons but we seem to have created a **** load of terrorists...... sir."
"Golly."

[pyro-manic]

Now there's a surprise...

When's the statement, where Dubya addresses the nation and says "Ah. Er.... yeah. Listen - about those nuk-yer-ler bombs we said Saddam had... Ummm....."

[vyper]

"Ooh hey a pretzel"

Headlines: President loses WMD, finds Pretzel. CIA Investigates Obvious Assasination Attempt"

[aldo_14]

"US fails to find WMD in Iraq, asks Donald Rumsfeld to double check the invoices"

[Rictor]

"Lack of WMD in Iraq serves as yet another example of how the CIA needs to get its ass in gear"