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The First Report. Commence "wtf-ing"
They just want ur headz!

 

Offline aldo_14

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:wtf:

I will admit to being more than somewhat perplexed by the point of this.

 
just pure randomness and fun. just attempting to entertain ppl. my fingers are getting tired from typing the same thing over and over.

 

Offline oohal

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since when was carl dead?

oh and WTF LOL:p
I'm not a pirate i'm an unauthorized software distributer

 

Offline Cobra

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.... dude, that was stupid, and insane. Nice work! :D
how many Shivans tried to bite your head off in Heaven?
What was it like killing Alpha 1 with a modem?
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Getter Robo G

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We need him for the FS version of Red vs Blue

In this case we call it Red Vs Blue Vs Green... (a three-way)

Our misfits, Carl, Raa, and Adam (or possibly one of our HLP members named after a snake) ;) are hanging out not really interesed in FIGHTING... More likely finding new ways to stay alive, however desention in the ranks does occur sometimes:

Raa, "Hi Carl."

Carl, "Skreee!"

Adam, "Look I found a stick!"

Raa Sweatdrops.... Then Whispers to Carl,
"You know, sometimes I feel like tricking him into stepping on a mine, then as the dumb ass gets his legs blown to hell I get his head and you get the torso!"

Quietly, "skree!"



On the NEXT episode of Red vs Blue vs Green will Adam piss off the guys by poking them with that stick?  Will Carl suggest a game of TAG to Adam but use his plasma cannon? Will Raa EVER take that 12 step program for his HEADZ addiction?

Find out (Never! As this pilot is hideous and the Fox producer who conceived it is canned!)

Thoughts? (and I really thought this was Golden Globe material!) he he...
"Don't think of it as being out-numbered, think of it as having a WIDE target selection!"

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FS2 Trek - Snails move faster than me...
Star Blazers: Journey to Iscandar...
FS GUNDAM - The Myth lives on... :)

 

Offline Setekh

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Well, I enjoyed that. ;)
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lol

That was certianly different.

I demand more!
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Offline Kie99

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I thought it became weekly?  Its been a week.
"You shot me in the bollocks, Tim"
"Like I said, no hard feelings"

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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That RvB idea would actually be possible now... :nervous:
-C

 
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dude u ****in rock.

 

Offline Cobra

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ROCK ON!
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Kie99

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When is the next report?
"You shot me in the bollocks, Tim"
"Like I said, no hard feelings"

 

Offline Cobra

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some time next week, i think he said.
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 
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Funny as hell, whats up with the space crack?

 

Offline Cobra

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maybe alpha 1 stole it, got high and did something bad? :D
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta

 

Offline Charismatic

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Yeah its weekly. He (Inferno) has been buzy lately. Il Mes him to get the next one out. Il let you guys know of the progress soon.
We have a site, and were working on some 'life journal' type site, so we dont have to do a weekly post, but we could just put them right on the 'journal'
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Yeah...so sorry people. I've been so ****ing bogged down in school it's not even funny. I promise that tomorrow I will release TWO reports. Tomorrow. Read them at www.livejournal.com/users/freespace4rent . I put a space after the link so you could copy 'n' paste. If I don't release two reports tomorrow, then you can hunt me down. Now, I shall go back to slaving for my high school teachers. *runs off into a dark little corner*

 
The First Report. Commence "wtf-ing"
OK. Begin the hunting down.