Gunnery control, target [8th]Paulmuaddi. Fire!
Welcome to Hard Light Productions. Exits are to the sides and rear, but don't ever actually try to use them. Two of them decompress to deep space, and the third, well, you don't want to know. In the event of emergency, there are flamethrowers under your seat (the cushion of which can be used as a flotation device) but we're out of napalm so it will have to serve as a kudgel. Assault rifles are located in the lockers on the left, but may only be accessed by an Admin,

, God, or a hyperintelligent shade of blue. If you run into a large, five-limbed creature while exploring the ventilation ducts, stop and remain perfectly still. If you're lucky, it'll only be Carl, and he responds well to food rewards. But enough with procedure; welcome and enjoy your stay!
Oh, and that's not a render. It's an ingame screenshot.