No, that's TacticalOps. Although then it goes like:
"knife???????"
"knife!
"knife"
"knife!!111"
"knifeknifeknifeknifeknife"
"ok meet me at terrorist spawn"
"k"
*They meet at terrorist spawn jumping with knives*
*One guy slices the other*
*The other guy brings out a Parker-Hale and blows the first guy's head off*
"****ER"
"vote 5 lamer"
"vote 5 lamer"
"vote 5 lamer"
"vote 5 lamer"
"vote 5 lamer"
Counterstrike is:
"ok lets rush tunnel"
"k"
"ok"
*Everybody rushes tunnel*
*BLAM!! BLAM!!! BLAM!! POW!!! RATATATATATA BOOM!!!*
*Everyone on both sides is dead, except for a terrorist with the bomb and an AFK CT*
"Bomb has been planted."
*beep...beep....beep*
"omg"
"wtf"
"lol afk"
*guy comes back, starts heading for the bomb; walks through a doorway*
*pow pow pow*
*BOOOOOOOOOM!!!*
"camper!!!11"
"it's a legitimate strategy dumbass!!"