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Offline Clave

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Reply #20 on: April 05, 2005, 05:32:08 pm
A guy at our office once rented out his house for the making of a porn film.  He has a photo to prove it, it was quite surreal seeing someone you know sitting on a sofa fully-clothed with three naked girls...
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #21 on: April 05, 2005, 05:34:49 pm
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[color=66ff00]What? It's like the best job ever.
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Think of the sort of things a porn star would ask a double to do..... I'm guessing good-old fashioned kinky shagging would not be on that list.
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #22 on: April 05, 2005, 05:37:18 pm
Yarr. Th'ship be sinkin' 'fore dawn..

That means this thread is going down.
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Offline Ford Prefect

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Reply #23 on: April 05, 2005, 05:47:59 pm
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Google co-founder Larry Page has announced that the company wants the public to send in its homemade videos - and he doesn't mind how mucky they are.

These parameters are dangerously permissive. ;7
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Offline ZylonBane

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Reply #24 on: April 05, 2005, 06:05:23 pm
Congratulations on grasping the entire point of the thread.
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Offline Rictor

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Reply #25 on: April 05, 2005, 06:53:24 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14


to be fair, the ugly ones tend to cluster.  For example, Buchanan Street is far more easy on the eye than Haghill in Glasgow.


I'm sorry...Haghill?

what do you expect with a name like that.
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #26 on: April 05, 2005, 06:56:13 pm
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to be fair, the ugly ones tend to cluster.  For example, Buchanan Street is far more easy on the eye than Haghill in Glasgow.


And the east west corridor of GCU campus is even easier ;)
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Offline FireCrack

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Reply #27 on: April 05, 2005, 07:17:22 pm
I got broadband internet to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
actualy, mabye not.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #28 on: April 05, 2005, 07:18:33 pm
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I'm sorry...Haghill?

what do you expect with a name like that.


Well, exactly.  That's the great thing about Glasgow - they give you advance warning.
 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Reply #29 on: April 05, 2005, 08:33:41 pm
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Congratulations on grasping the entire point of the thread.

Eh? Didn't seem like it....
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #30 on: April 05, 2005, 08:45:25 pm
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Congratulations on grasping the entire point of the thread.


Yarr! Ye be a landlubbin' scalawag!

Shut the hell up.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Reply #31 on: April 05, 2005, 10:50:15 pm
Smart kids can see porn even with the the inernet security things.

Type in "porn" in google images and now you have a million porno pics.

When I have kids I will ban them from accessing google.
 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Reply #32 on: April 05, 2005, 11:05:54 pm
When I have kids I'll tell them to have fun looking at porn.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Reply #33 on: April 06, 2005, 12:03:30 am
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Originally posted by Ford Prefect
When I have kids I'll tell them to have fun looking at porn.


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Offline Dark RevenantX

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Reply #34 on: April 06, 2005, 10:12:02 am
ban them  from google
and say "google seearching for porn is desperate, get a real subsribtion, lazy bum!"
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #35 on: April 06, 2005, 10:34:07 am
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Originally posted by Dark RevenantX
ban them  from google
and say "google seearching for porn is desperate, get a real subsribtion, lazy bum!"


Nonsense.  Using google is teaching them how to save money.
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #36 on: April 06, 2005, 10:42:15 am
No comment...

This is going to get locked.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline übermetroid

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Reply #37 on: April 06, 2005, 12:28:34 pm
:D  I'm all for my son looking up porn.  but the second he gets some spyware or something on the PC I will be pissed.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #38 on: April 06, 2005, 01:02:39 pm
Porn good
Programs bad

Yes?
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #39 on: April 06, 2005, 01:07:23 pm
No :p
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
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