Actually, I think it's more like, "Only terrorists use light bulbs. We here in the US of A use bottle sunshine run through electrical wires!"
Or how about:
"They pass a new law mandating that no citizen may be allowed to change the light bulb, in case they plug some dangerous device into the socket, and form a national commission to study the security implications of importing another light bulb. It is then subcontracted to a business run by one of Bush's family, which imports the bulb from a light-bulb factory in a small third-world country taking advantage of its lax pollution laws. Finally, the building that contains the lightbulb is seized by a SWAT team, and the light bulb is finally installed."
John Kerry's response on these excesses:
"They may have X-rayed the light bulb, but they didn't open it to make sure no biological agents were inside!"
Ralph Nader's response:
"We need to find a clean way of producing light bulbs before our country can even begin to consider replacing them."
Fox News:
"Earlier today, the first light bulb was replaced under the 'Bright Sunshiney Day' act. Although no one except is allowed to see whether the new bulb actually works or not, for matters of national security, the federal government informs us that everything *is* well and that any reports of unusual activity near the light bulb may or may not be true. We now turn you live, over to a fair and unbalanced debate as to whether or not the Democrats know that staring directly at a light bulb for long periods of time can harm your eyes, but do not publicize the fact. Tonight, the debate is between a Republican representative, Dick Cheney; a neutral party, Jeb Bush; and a Democratic Representative, Michael Jackson."