Seriously. It's like they had a meeting and said "how can we make the situation in Iraq worse". Cause if I was going to try to make the situation worse I couldn't come up with much that improved on their last plan.
1) Take two soldiers, dress them up a Iraqis and act suspiciously so as to draw the attention of the Iraqi police. When their attention has been drawn proceed to get into a gun battle with the Iraqi police. Make sure that there are Iraqi casualties.
2) Make sure that said soldiers are then captured by the Iraqi police.
3) Have the ambassador for the UK demand the release of both soldiers on the ground that they are British.
4) Back up the demands by having APCs drive around the area looking threatening.
5) When said APCs are stoned and firebombed by crowds of understandably angry people make no attempt to calm down the situation with reasoned negotiations with the locals with whom you've managed to retain relatively good relations. Instead..
6) Smash down the wall of the police station where the soldiers are being held with tanks. Ignore the 150 escaping Iraqi criminals as long as you get your own two men back.
7) Streniously deny anything at all happened despite eyewitness reports to the contrary. Claim that a tank accidentally hit the wall and that it collapsed shortly afterwards.
8) Go shoot another Deepcut recruit through the head 40 times. Claim it was suicide.
Looks like number 8 is the only one left on the
list.
