UT sends his Ninja-Kitten on top of his killer chihuaha to Styxx. The Kitten disembarks, and pulls out a large rifle.
Kitten: You wanna piece o' me, punk?
Styxx: (Looks around) Huh, what the hell?
Kitten: Hey, down here!
Styxx: (Looks down) Oh. Uh, hi.
Kitten: Look, we've been gettin' complaints about joo and the threads, see? And we don't want to have to take any...precautions, see?
Styxx: No.
The Kitten sighs and turns around. He whistles, and the chihuaha runs and grabs a hold of Styxx's balls.
Styxx:....ow......
Kitten: Now, we don't wanna here no more complaints about de...threads, got it, punk?
Styxx:....yes....
The kitten turns around a begins to walk away.
Kitten: Bruto, heel!
The chihuaha lets go of Styxx and trots up next to the kitten. The kitten whispers into his ear.
Kitten: We're gonna hafta watch that one.
The chihuaha nods vigourously...
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Actually, I was just making fun of Shrike, and sort of replying to an0n's post:
" So Shrike watches movies about gay suicide pacts? "