UT: There's something brown on your nose. Allow me to punch it off for you. What's that? Oops, dearie me, I seem to have missed and hit you in the face! And again! What's the likelihood of that happening twice? Oh, sorry, leg spasm, I certainly didn't mean to knee you in the groin! Hey, did you know that from this position your head is at exactly the level a baseball would be if I was going to hit one? Ah, that takes me back to the old game... whoops, I kinda zone out like that when my memories start up, just think, if that baseball bat hadn't been lying around so conveniently you would have teeth now! Ha ha, life's funny like that!
Stu: Iraq is that porn star, right?