[Jetmech Jr.]

Mr. What?

[Knight Templar]

Dr. Thunder.

[jdjtcagle]

I hate Dr. Pibb and Dr. Thunder...

[Knight Templar]

You mean Dr. Pepper.  

Mr. Pibb still has four years of graduate school left.

[jdjtcagle]

Ya.. that one

[Gloriano]

Coke

[Nix]

Coke, but I miss Coke II and Coke III.  
Coke II was like coke but with the bitter, coppery taste taken out, and III was darn near close to drinking syrup.

[Stealth]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
You try spelling her name right.

Aguilera

[Lightspeed]

Coke.

Reasons why Coke 0wns everything:

1 - Contains phosphoric acid

2 - Kills everything it encounters on its way through your body

3 - Contains a LOT of sugar (hmmm... neccessary for people with blood sugar like me)

4 - Contains caffeine (hmm... neccessary for people with a blood circulation like me)

5 - Contains carbonic acid (i.e. fun to drink)

6 - Tastes good.

Coke Light is rubbish (reasons: no sugar + tastes too sweet (with the wrong kind of sweet taste)). Coke decaffeinated is teh devil (no caffeine & no taste).

Cherry Coke is okay from time to time, but in 99% of cases I prefer the Original.

[Triple Ace]

Pepsi is better. I do like coke, especially fountain Coke. It tastes different then bottled Coke for some reason.

[HotSnoJ]

Coke ownz all hands down.

What Lightspeed said.

[karajorma]

Ironically dispite my sweet tooth I can't stand pepsi's sweetness. It's the wrong kind of sweet.

I don't like diet coke for the same reason although diet coke with lemon cuts through the sweetness a lot and makes it drinkable.

BTW am I the only one waiting for the inevitable typo where someone on this thread admits to liking cock?

[Petrarch of the VBB]

They both suck.

Both taste flat even when they're not.
Both taste like ****e anyway.
They're about as thirst-quenching as a cracker.
I once left a piece of meat in some Coke. It dissolved after two days.

[J3Vr6]

I love soda and I could never EVER taste a difference between the two.

[karajorma]

Originally posted by J3Vr6
I love soda and I could never EVER taste a difference between the two.

Killed your taste buds with curry or mexican food? They taste quite different. Buy a can of each and see if you really can't tell.

[J3Vr6]

You can't kill your taste buds completely with food.  The only way you can lose your ability to taste is thru chemotherapy,  radiation therapy, surgery, or infection.

[pyro-manic]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
They both suck.

Both taste flat even when they're not.
Both taste like ****e anyway.
They're about as thirst-quenching as a cracker.
I once left a piece of meat in some Coke. It dissolved after two days.

Right with ya.

I don't drink either except when it's mixed with excessive quantities of Jack Daniels, so it's kinda hard to tell the difference anyway.

[Zuljin]

Coke all the way

[Goober5000]

Wow, this is decidedly one-sided.  That's kinda surprising.

[DragonClaw]

Coke. Because it's one syllable, which makes it infinitely better.

For some reason coke burns my throat when I drink it, Pepsi has a similar effect as well. Only the original flavors though, wonder what it is...

Wonder what flavor is next? Watermellon? Uhg