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Offline Kosh

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New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
on: December 29, 2005, 06:27:37 pm
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline MicroPsycho

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #1 on: December 29, 2005, 08:36:08 pm
International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service, their joking right? We have a service monitoring the earth's rotation?
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Offline Ace

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #2 on: December 29, 2005, 11:40:31 pm
Yup, because You Never Know(tm) when Al-Qaeda might use their "Earth zapper" to stop the work day...
Ace
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #3 on: December 29, 2005, 11:46:13 pm
If people weren't so damn fat and kept slowing the earth down, we wouldn't need any of this.
-C
 

Offline Sandwich

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #4 on: December 30, 2005, 11:46:39 am
Quick - duck!! You're causing too much wind resistance!!
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Rott3

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #5 on: December 30, 2005, 12:02:27 pm
But i'm inside. Does it mean i have to demolish the house?
Bet ya can't stick it
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #6 on: December 30, 2005, 12:13:42 pm
Oh noes!!!!!1
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #7 on: December 30, 2005, 12:15:55 pm
Damn you Entropy! Damn you straight to hell!
 

Offline BlackDove

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #8 on: December 30, 2005, 12:30:23 pm
Where is Superman when you need him?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHERE?!
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #9 on: December 30, 2005, 04:42:42 pm
Quote from: Sandwich on December 30, 2005, 11:46:39 am
Quick - duck!! You're causing too much wind resistance!!

* WMCoolmon dives to his secret underwater base.
-C
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #10 on: December 30, 2005, 11:09:30 pm
Quote from: WMCoolmon on December 30, 2005, 04:42:42 pm
Quote from: Sandwich on December 30, 2005, 11:46:39 am
Quick - duck!! You're causing too much wind resistance!!

* WMCoolmon dives to his secret underwater base.


* Kosh rolls out the depth charges......
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #11 on: December 30, 2005, 11:30:58 pm
* nuclear1 panics and starts babbling unintelligibly about roosters and semicircles.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #12 on: December 31, 2005, 12:04:38 am
* Kosh smacks nuclear1 upside the head
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #13 on: December 31, 2005, 12:10:22 am
* nuclear1 pokes Kosh in the eye
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Prophet

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #14 on: December 31, 2005, 04:11:52 am
The Prophet will read you the future now. Just to calm you simple people...

Nothing will change... The speed at wich we all are going downhill cannot be altered by a mere second. The Goober shall continiue to fix other peoples grammatic eroors. The Raa will continiue to vuw fishes. The Mr' Fury will continiue to spend incredible amounts of space here by posting one line messages which his enermous picture and credentials will expand so the space they cover quadruples. The Kosh continiues to be the voice of reason. And the nuclear1 is still to be locked with the WMCoolmon in to his secret underwater base, for all eternity.
There is more countless secrets I could tell you, but now I feel hungry.
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Offline Fragrag

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #15 on: December 31, 2005, 06:16:54 am
Quote from: Flipside on December 30, 2005, 12:15:55 pm
Damn you Entropy! Damn you straight to hell!

Don't worry, Cosmic AC will save the day! In several trillion years!
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Offline Sandwich

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #16 on: December 31, 2005, 06:50:08 am
Quote from: Rott3 on December 30, 2005, 12:02:27 pm
But i'm inside. Does it mean i have to demolish the house?

Either that, or you could build a nice sloped ramp on the eastern side of your house that connects smoothly with your roof - assuming you have a sloped roof, that is. And remember to keep the connection between ramp and roof ASAP (as smooth as possible), since protrusions of more than 2mm may have adverse effects on the planetary rotational velocity.
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #17 on: December 31, 2005, 06:54:57 am
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The Kosh continiues to be the voice of reason.


I agree with that. :D
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Offline Rott3

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #18 on: December 31, 2005, 07:12:01 am
Quote from: Sandwich on December 31, 2005, 06:50:08 am
Either that, or you could build a nice sloped ramp on the eastern side of your house that connects smoothly with your roof - assuming you have a sloped roof, that is. And remember to keep the connection between ramp and roof ASAP (as smooth as possible), since protrusions of more than 2mm may have adverse effects on the planetary rotational velocity.

Oh no! I don't have any building materials! Earths demise will be my fault!
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Offline achtung

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Re: New years day to be delayed!!!!!!!
Reply #19 on: December 31, 2005, 07:27:31 am
We need a giant Iron!!1!!!11!
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