It really IS upside-down for the bomber? That's pretty silly- why would a B-17 do that?
Oh well...for the record, I DID think of it, I just discounted it immediately as too silly.

The no-bombs scenario dissapeared immediately for the same reason.

Dang! The one that I ALMOST got immediately, but I thought I was being too silly.
Squirrels? Easy- the squirrels are a gang of violent youth cannibals, not the pleasant furry creatures we're used to. One of the squirrels was caught in a drug bust later that week, and in a futile attempt to get a lighter sentence, spilled the story to the police.
Well, you wanted lateral...
