Author Topic: If you could have a job on a FS ship... (Read 9829 times)

ToecrusherHammerjaw · **Reply #40 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:18:55 pm

I'd like to be GTVA archives master. I like to be in control of a vast wealth of information.

EDIT: If we already got someone here more qualified for that position, I'll take apprentice.

karajorma · **Reply #41 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:15:45 pm

Quote from: ngtm1r on February 16, 2006, 04:07:14 pm

True, but it is possible to force a warpout via SEXPs, isn't it?

Actually it depends where you put those SEXPs.

If I create an event where I give a ship a warpout goal it will go nowhere if it's disabled. However if I set a ship to jump out in its departure cue it will jump out regardless of whether its drives are damaged or not.

Dark Knight · **Reply #42 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:32:08 pm

Quote from: CP5670 on February 10, 2006, 05:29:37 pm

I would be a chef...

Maybe an ex navy-seal chef on the Bastion, so when the ship gets boarded by the NTF (or Tommy Lee Jones and Chief O'brian) I can single-handedly save the GTVA with nothing but my kitchen knife and Birthday-Cake stripper 'gal.

Undersiege III, it's like Die Hard, but in freespace!

But seriously...

A major share holder in Triton Dynamics

I built the Diemos so I get to ride it.

Or

Alpha 1's co-pilot, sit back, let the guy in front win the war and take half the credit come medal-time. Really I'd just be there for moral support and to keep him supplied with Bosch Beer and such.

Or

Intelligence Spook. Mostly it's standing in the corner of the bridge looking moody, occasionally shaking my head to tell the Captain not to do what he's thinking about doing, not because of any real reason, just messing with him. Then, when the brown stuff really hits the spiny thing just commandeer a fighter using my high-level clearance and get the hell out of dodge.

Roanoke · **Reply #43 on:** February 17, 2006, 04:38:33 pm

Quote from: karajorma on February 13, 2006, 01:00:01 pm

Quote from: Roanoke on February 13, 2006, 12:34:41 pm
Fixing the Chicken Soup Machine. Or painting the outside.

Well that does mean that you'd be the only one to survive a lethal radiation leak

seems it's only you and myself who get the vague RD references...

karajorma · **Reply #44 on:** February 17, 2006, 04:51:50 pm

Shame that. I would expect a better hit ratio than that on a sci-fi computer game forum.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves

Goober5000 · **Reply #45 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:42:11 pm

It's a British show though, isn't it? I've never seen it.

(And if you're wondering how I knew what you're talking about, I simply thought of all the sci-fi shows I know of with the abbreviation "RD" and came up with only one.

)

aldo_14 · **Reply #46 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:44:57 pm

Quote from: Goober5000 on February 17, 2006, 05:42:11 pm

It's a British show though, isn't it? I've never seen it.

This is why

karajorma · **Reply #47 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:50:37 pm

Ah yes. The American pilot of Red Dwarf with Jane "I'll be in Fraiser rather than this **** one day" Leeves

Flipside · **Reply #48 on:** February 17, 2006, 06:15:14 pm

Didn't even realise they made one.

Naaa.. It was one of those series that was utterly dependent on four things...

Chris Barry
Danny John-Jules
Craig Charles
Robert Llewellyn

Edit : And for preference, Norman Lovett

aldo_14 · **Reply #49 on:** February 17, 2006, 06:21:48 pm

Let's not forget the US remakes of One Foot In the Grave with Bill Crosbie and the god-awful versions of Fawlty Towers - all 3 of them. American networks need to learn; there's no point copying British comedy if you don't get the joke.

Dark Knight · **Reply #50 on:** February 18, 2006, 02:08:22 am

Hey, the office seems to be working.

But as a brit who spent much of thursday watching his seasion 1-to-4 box set of Red Dwarf I think I can clearly state that I got the joke.

Ares III · **Reply #51 on:** February 22, 2006, 11:04:55 am

Pilot of an SF Dragon, so long as no Aeolus classes are around.

Dan1 · **Reply #52 on:** February 22, 2006, 01:04:11 pm

I would be the guy at command that Issues the orders and comes up with the plans, that way I'd get all the credit for it going right and none of the flack for it going wrong.

Taristin · **Reply #53 on:** February 22, 2006, 01:18:07 pm

Quote from: aldo_14 on February 17, 2006, 06:21:48 pm

Let's not forget the US remakes of One Foot In the Grave with Bill Crosbie and the god-awful versions of Fawlty Towers - all 3 of them. American networks need to learn; there's no point copying British comedy if you don't get the joke.

They used to show Fawlty Towers on PBS at night, with John Cleese.

Loved that show

Akalamanaia · **Reply #54 on:** February 22, 2006, 02:00:56 pm

Piloting a Manticore, it is just one sweet fighter.

KappaWing · **Reply #55 on:** February 22, 2006, 03:32:16 pm

Spacecrack dealer.

MrBig101 · **Reply #56 on:** February 22, 2006, 04:35:50 pm

I would be the one who would ship in Playstation 2's to the crew.

TrashMan · **Reply #57 on:** February 22, 2006, 05:10:38 pm

Captain of hte Yolly Roger...with an guardian flag and BFGreens and ULTRA-AAAf's....

Flipside · **Reply #58 on:** February 22, 2006, 07:49:13 pm

I'd be the guy who checks the release mechanisms on the Escape pods

General Freak · **Reply #59 on:** February 23, 2006, 12:33:25 pm

Oh, either a janitor or a chef! Everyone knows that it's always those that are bound to become the heroes. Hm, and let's try to ignore Pearl Harbour.

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